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  • J Jorgen Andersson

    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

    Money can't buy you love.

    If you're rich enough you won't notice the difference.

    List of common misconceptions

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Jörgen Andersson wrote:

    If you're rich enough

    I am, so:

    Jörgen Andersson wrote:

    you won't notice the difference.

    Oh, there's a big difference. The one you don't 'buy' costs a lot more.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      £50,000 gets me an injunction!

      10p gets me a telephone call... :-D


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dalek Dave
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      £3000 gets me a hitman! :)

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Jörgen Andersson wrote:

        If you're rich enough

        I am, so:

        Jörgen Andersson wrote:

        you won't notice the difference.

        Oh, there's a big difference. The one you don't 'buy' costs a lot more.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Mycroft Holmes
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        At least when you are paying for it you can feel there is a limit to your expenses :laugh:

        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          £3000 gets me a hitman! :)

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Mrs Wife gets Special Forces. Now, lets just have a beer. I'll be back on the weekly flights out of Luton from the end of July, so we should probably organise 'something'.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Jörgen Andersson wrote:

            If you're rich enough

            I am, so:

            Jörgen Andersson wrote:

            you won't notice the difference.

            Oh, there's a big difference. The one you don't 'buy' costs a lot more.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            OriginalGriff
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            Ah - there is your problem: you don't "buy" in either case. In one you rent, in the other you just hand over everything you own...

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

              Love is the "MASTER KEY" to unlock all the lock's in life. so always be love-full by behavior & nature.:rose:

              sunaSaRa Imdadhusen +91 99095 44184

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              Lost User
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              No the key that can unlock every lock is a Pikey.

              modified on Thursday, June 30, 2011 6:44 AM

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                At least when you are paying for it you can feel there is a limit to your expenses :laugh:

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                there is a limit to your expenses

                There is with Mrs Wife and the Girls. Everything I have. :-D


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Ah - there is your problem: you don't "buy" in either case. In one you rent, in the other you just hand over everything you own...

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  Beat me to it. 5

                  List of common misconceptions

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Ah - there is your problem: you don't "buy" in either case. In one you rent, in the other you just hand over everything you own...

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

                      Love is the "MASTER KEY" to unlock all the lock's in life. so always be love-full by behavior & nature.:rose:

                      sunaSaRa Imdadhusen +91 99095 44184

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                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                      X| BTW: do you really think it's a good idea to put your phone number in your sig???

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Mrs Wife gets Special Forces. Now, lets just have a beer. I'll be back on the weekly flights out of Luton from the end of July, so we should probably organise 'something'.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        My wife gets a Para, I need to jump from a great height and hit the target hard! As for the Meet and Sup, absolutely. Look forward to it.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          There speaks a Married Man! I find it a little like being mugged, gently, on a regular basis.

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            There speaks a Married Man! I find it a little like being mugged, gently, on a regular basis.

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            mugged, gently, on a regular basis

                            but dang-it, that's some mighty fine muggin' I gets. :-D


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Strange, I always thought that was money.

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                              Nope - ammo is the master key.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              • J Joan M

                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                How much to not tell Michelle you said that?

                                It seems money can buy also some safety... :rolleyes:

                                [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                                Joan Murt wrote:

                                It seems money can buy also some safety

                                Good one!

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  Nope - ammo is the master key.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Morning JSOP!


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

                                    Love is the "MASTER KEY" to unlock all the lock's in life. so always be love-full by behavior & nature.:rose:

                                    sunaSaRa Imdadhusen +91 99095 44184

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                                    Michael Schubert
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                                    Did you overdose on chick flicks? I suggest counteracting with some Tarantino/Rodriguez movies.

                                    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                                    • S Sunasara Imdadhusen

                                      Love is the "MASTER KEY" to unlock all the lock's in life. so always be love-full by behavior & nature.:rose:

                                      sunaSaRa Imdadhusen +91 99095 44184

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Great. So it's already a drug, a battlefield, a many splendored thing, a smoke and is made with the fume of sighs, a spirit of all compact of fire, etc, etc, etc, etc... ... And now it's also a primary key, or whatever. I wish some bugger would make my mind up! When will enough be too much?!?

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        £50,000 gets me an injunction! :)

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                        Dan Neely
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        £50,000 gets me an injunction! :)

                                        for £40,000 I'll tell her you were referring to the wedding bills.

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          Nope - ammo is the master key.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          wizardzz
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                                          The master key is a door breaching shotgun attachment for M16 and M4's

                                          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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