Glossary of Terms You Don't Usually See. [modified]
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A glossary of terms you will not see in any contract. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
As I walk through the Valley of
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A glossary of terms you will not see in any contract. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
As I walk through the Valley of
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I was HollyHooo but got tired of it and Sebastien was taken.
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A glossary of terms you will not see in any contract. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
As I walk through the Valley of
Benjamin Breeg wrote:
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.Also known as a "Guinness Girl"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Benjamin Breeg wrote:
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.Also known as a "Guinness Girl"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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A glossary of terms you will not see in any contract. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
As I walk through the Valley of
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A glossary of terms you will not see in any contract. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
As I walk through the Valley of
