Get Some Money!

[Pete OHanlon]

Could you not have proactively kept this to yourself? This is what we, who are scientifically minded, refer to as complete and utter bollocks of the highest order.

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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[Gregory Gadow]

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam....

[thrakazog]

Batter fried eh? I haven't tried that with spam. Does one use a fish and chip style batter for this? I usually just pan fry slices, add cheese, construct sammich, declare victory.

[realJSOP]

ahmed zahmed wrote:

This is the year of the Money!!!

Waitaminit... How much money are we talkin' about? The reason I ask is because I got an email a couple fo days ago from a "Ben S. Bernanke" about $1.9 million waiting for me in some sort of a savings account at a bank in Nigeria, and all I had to do was fill out the proper paperwork to claim it. That sounds like a lot better deal than some chain-letter thing talking about coincidental calendrical alignments.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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[Joan M]

In order to be able to vote you a 1 in that message (that it is spam) I've needed to wide the window a lot as you've used the code tag and long lines... My God Ahmed, spam and wide code block in one post... :wtf: :thumbsdown:

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[Pete OHanlon]

Who cares? Show me the money.

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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[wizardzz]

I think it's the year of spending money, spending borrowed money, just ask pretty much every government.

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

[hairy_hats]

thrakazog wrote:

sammich

Please, not in the Lounge.

[Peter Mulholland]

you're supposed to be sending this sh!te to "good friends", but then maybe you don't have any if this is the kind of sh!te you send them.

Pete

[Nagy Vilmos]

ahmed zahmed wrote:

Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add the age you will be this year, The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.

Sure of that? My daughter was born 2005, I'll leave the maths to you...

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Rhys Gravell]

Fish and chip style batter is good, going that extra mile and making a beer batter is better :-D

Rhys "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees"

[Nagy Vilmos]

What happened to our timid senorita? :-D

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Richard A Dalton]

ahmed zahmed wrote:

Just got the following forwarded to me in an email:

And you thought...I know, the folks at the Code Project have been looking like they need to be annoyed by a stupid and not even remotely accurate chain mail. Why If I weren't such I nice guy, I'd downvote you back to the Nixon Administration. -Richard

Hit any user to continue.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Since when is eating not allowed? #nom nom nom# Good sammich! :laugh:

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Joan M]

Too many time in the TwiQ&Alight zone I guess... :rolleyes:

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[musefan]

1. Take the year you were born 2. take as many of those digits (or any other digits you like) and form a number (n) 3. Now, subtract that number from itself (n - n) 4. Nearly everybody will end up with 0 (zero)

If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience

[Joe Simes]

I know she even 5'd your Fat Girl thingy up there! :rolleyes: now we know spam is even worse than fa... I should stop while I'm a head! :)

The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

[Jason Hooper]

ahmed zahmed wrote:

Money bags   This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years.

You cannot call yourself a developer if you don't realize how absurd this claim is upon seeing it.

Jason

[Steve Mayfield]

they left out the fine print "only valid in 2011 for birth years 1900 to 1999" :doh:

Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

[Steve Mayfield]

Wow, that was a quick 823 years ... since the three 5s occured last October 2010 :doh: and again in March 2013

Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am