Get Some Money!
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ahmed zahmed wrote:
This is the year of the Money!!!
Waitaminit... How much money are we talkin' about? The reason I ask is because I got an email a couple fo days ago from a "Ben S. Bernanke" about $1.9 million waiting for me in some sort of a savings account at a bank in Nigeria, and all I had to do was fill out the proper paperwork to claim it. That sounds like a lot better deal than some chain-letter thing talking about coincidental calendrical alignments.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Who cares? Show me the money.
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Just got the following forwarded to me in an email:
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT
Calendar for July 2011
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
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31Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.
This happens once every 823 years. This is called money
bags. So, forward this to your friends and money will
arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui.
The one who does not forward.....will be without money.Kinda interesting - read on!!!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were
born - now add the age you will be this year,The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
This is the year of the Money!!!The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in next four days as it is
explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......
Its a mystery, but its worth a try. good luck.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
Batter fried eh? I haven't tried that with spam. Does one use a fish and chip style batter for this? I usually just pan fry slices, add cheese, construct sammich, declare victory.
thrakazog wrote:
sammich
Please, not in the Lounge.
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Just got the following forwarded to me in an email:
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT
Calendar for July 2011
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.
This happens once every 823 years. This is called money
bags. So, forward this to your friends and money will
arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui.
The one who does not forward.....will be without money.Kinda interesting - read on!!!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were
born - now add the age you will be this year,The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
This is the year of the Money!!!The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in next four days as it is
explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......
Its a mystery, but its worth a try. good luck.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braunyou're supposed to be sending this sh!te to "good friends", but then maybe you don't have any if this is the kind of sh!te you send them.
Pete
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Just got the following forwarded to me in an email:
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT
Calendar for July 2011
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.
This happens once every 823 years. This is called money
bags. So, forward this to your friends and money will
arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui.
The one who does not forward.....will be without money.Kinda interesting - read on!!!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were
born - now add the age you will be this year,The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
This is the year of the Money!!!The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in next four days as it is
explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......
Its a mystery, but its worth a try. good luck.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braunahmed zahmed wrote:
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add the age you will be this year, The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
Sure of that? My daughter was born 2005, I'll leave the maths to you...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Batter fried eh? I haven't tried that with spam. Does one use a fish and chip style batter for this? I usually just pan fry slices, add cheese, construct sammich, declare victory.
Fish and chip style batter is good, going that extra mile and making a beer batter is better :-D
Rhys "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees"
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In order to be able to vote you a 1 in that message (that it is spam) I've needed to wide the window a lot as you've used the code tag and long lines... My God Ahmed, spam and wide code block in one post... :wtf: :thumbsdown:
[www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.
What happened to our timid senorita? :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Just got the following forwarded to me in an email:
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT
Calendar for July 2011
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.
This happens once every 823 years. This is called money
bags. So, forward this to your friends and money will
arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui.
The one who does not forward.....will be without money.Kinda interesting - read on!!!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were
born - now add the age you will be this year,The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
This is the year of the Money!!!The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in next four days as it is
explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......
Its a mystery, but its worth a try. good luck.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braunahmed zahmed wrote:
Just got the following forwarded to me in an email:
And you thought...I know, the folks at the Code Project have been looking like they need to be annoyed by a stupid and not even remotely accurate chain mail. Why If I weren't such I nice guy, I'd downvote you back to the Nixon Administration. -Richard
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thrakazog wrote:
sammich
Please, not in the Lounge.
Since when is eating not allowed? #nom nom nom# Good sammich! :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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What happened to our timid senorita? :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Too many time in the TwiQ&Alight zone I guess... :rolleyes:
[www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.
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Just got the following forwarded to me in an email:
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT
Calendar for July 2011
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.
This happens once every 823 years. This is called money
bags. So, forward this to your friends and money will
arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui.
The one who does not forward.....will be without money.Kinda interesting - read on!!!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were
born - now add the age you will be this year,The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
This is the year of the Money!!!The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in next four days as it is
explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......
Its a mystery, but its worth a try. good luck.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun1. Take the year you were born 2. take as many of those digits (or any other digits you like) and form a number (n) 3. Now, subtract that number from itself (n - n) 4. Nearly everybody will end up with 0 (zero)
If my jokes make me laugh, then I have already succeeded with 100% of my target audience
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What happened to our timid senorita? :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I know she even 5'd your Fat Girl thingy up there! :rolleyes: now we know spam is even worse than fa... I should stop while I'm a head! :)
The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card
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Just got the following forwarded to me in an email:
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT
Calendar for July 2011
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.
This happens once every 823 years. This is called money
bags. So, forward this to your friends and money will
arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui.
The one who does not forward.....will be without money.Kinda interesting - read on!!!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were
born - now add the age you will be this year,The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
This is the year of the Money!!!The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good
friends money will appear in next four days as it is
explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......
Its a mystery, but its worth a try. good luck.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braunahmed zahmed wrote:
Money bags This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years.
You cannot call yourself a developer if you don't realize how absurd this claim is upon seeing it.
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ahmed zahmed wrote:
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add the age you will be this year, The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.
Sure of that? My daughter was born 2005, I'll leave the maths to you...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
they left out the fine print "only valid in 2011 for birth years 1900 to 1999" :doh:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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ahmed zahmed wrote:
Money bags This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years.
You cannot call yourself a developer if you don't realize how absurd this claim is upon seeing it.
Wow, that was a quick 823 years ... since the three 5s occured last October 2010 :doh: and again in March 2013
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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ahmed zahmed wrote:
Money bags This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years.
You cannot call yourself a developer if you don't realize how absurd this claim is upon seeing it.
Do you know how old I was when I figured out that the calendar repeats exactly every 28 years? I wasn't old enough to vote or drive, but I could figure that out, and use it two write an eternal calendar program on a Sinclair Spectrum. OK, you got a chain letter and decided to share it, ok you're not smart enough to realise that the claims in the email a spurious. But, seriously, it takes no more than 5 seconds to google any chain mail and get clued in. Look: Click Here It's bad enough that we have to put up with this from the muggles on facebook, but Code Project ? Come on. -Richard
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Do you know how old I was when I figured out that the calendar repeats exactly every 28 years? I wasn't old enough to vote or drive, but I could figure that out, and use it two write an eternal calendar program on a Sinclair Spectrum. OK, you got a chain letter and decided to share it, ok you're not smart enough to realise that the claims in the email a spurious. But, seriously, it takes no more than 5 seconds to google any chain mail and get clued in. Look: Click Here It's bad enough that we have to put up with this from the muggles on facebook, but Code Project ? Come on. -Richard
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When I was really young, my family had a dictionary (I mean like a paper one that you can hold in your hands) and it had a perpetual calendar in it. It was small enough to fit on a few pages and represent every year possible. When I read that chain mail for the first time, this dictionary is the first thing that came to mind, and I knew it couldn't be true, regardless of mathematical feasibility.
