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You have to be sexy to get the job ??

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  • A AndyInUK

    Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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    Christian Bruggemann
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    I particularly like the part "Perks: Vending Machines". Wow. Just an amazing perk. That must indeed be "one of the best employers in the world" :laugh:

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    • J Joan M

      The IT crowd attacking! :laugh: GREAT! 5! And by the way... I'm extremely sexy... :rolleyes:

      [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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      Henry Minute
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      Wow! Sexy, and good at grinding and polishing. You must be very popular.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Oh I don't know, I have a pretty vivid imagination...

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Oh I don't know, I have a pretty vivid dirty imagination...

        FIFY

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Oh I don't know, I have a pretty vivid dirty imagination...

          FIFY

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          Joan M
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          I have the proper solution[^] to that... :rolleyes:

          [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

          https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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          • H Henry Minute

            Wow! Sexy, and good at grinding and polishing. You must be very popular.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Joan M
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            :laugh: not at all...

            [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

            https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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            • A AndyInUK

              Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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              Bassam Abdul Baki
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              Their IT Dept. page is hilarius.

              Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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              • A AndyInUK

                Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Worth following through to the Disclaimer[^] page.

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                  Their IT Dept. page is hilarius.

                  Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                  Rage
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                  ROTFLMAO - this cannot be real.OK, got it now.

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                  • D DaveAuld

                    Do you think News of the world will be able to tell me the username and passwords for the staff login section?

                    Dave Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn


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                    Keith Barrow
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                    I like the fact you can actually "hack" the Itranet!

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                    -Or-
                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                    • K Keith Barrow

                      I like the fact you can actually "hack" the Itranet!

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                      -Or-
                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      DaveAuld
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                      I did some trawling on the site, and under Moss's personal homepage, he has a link to files roy wanted. in there, is a file password store or something. it contains a username and password, which you can log into the staff intranet with. Genius! username: moss.m password: lonelyroad :laugh:

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                      • R Rage

                        ROTFLMAO - this cannot be real.OK, got it now.

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        The main or About page had a comment about private viewing for girls. Then I hovered over the founder's image and was shocked with a NRSFW image. Ergo, I don't think it's real either.

                        Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                        • A AndyInUK

                          Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          I wonder if you get spanked when you mess up?

                          Unicoi State Park

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                          • A AndyInUK

                            Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            AndyInUK wrote:

                            Are you Sexy?[^]

                            That site's brilliant! See if you can log on to their intranet -- they've choreographed it perfectly.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • A AndyInUK

                              Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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                              Johnny J
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                              Wow, and they have VENDING MACHINES! What a perk - I'm going out of my mind here. :doh: AND unisex toilets! :wtf:

                              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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