Why God Created Children
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Mike Hankey wrote:
But I finally got the child proof cap off the aspirin bottle so I should be good to go right?
With your arthritis great-gammpa, I'm surprised you don't ask the nice druggist to give you the easy opening bottle. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
I married the bitch...and that's how the fight started. ;-)
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Ben Breeg wrote:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
To late I've got 3 children, 5 grand children and soon 2 great grand children. But I finally got the child proof cap off the aspirin bottle so I should be good to go right?
Mike Hankey wrote:
But I finally got the child proof cap off the aspirin bottle so I should be good to go right?
If you give it to the kids, you might even kill 'em.
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I married the bitch...and that's how the fight started. ;-)
Mike Hankey wrote:
I married the bitch
I married 3 of 'em and almost married a 4th before I found out she was already married (but after my bank account disappeared). :-O
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
I married the bitch
I married 3 of 'em and almost married a 4th before I found out she was already married (but after my bank account disappeared). :-O
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
ooo ouch...hard lesson learned. That's why I'm single and plan to stay that way.
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ooo ouch...hard lesson learned. That's why I'm single and plan to stay that way.
Mike Hankey wrote:
That's why I'm single and plan to stay that way.
Me, too. The seat is wherever I frakin' want it to be.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
That's why I'm single and plan to stay that way.
Me, too. The seat is wherever I frakin' want it to be.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
I do what I want when I want and where I want. This summer I have left on a weeks notice and been gone a month, went camping and plan to go on another month long road trip before winter and don't have to clear it with anyone or explain where I'm going, when I'll be back...etc, etc.. Life is great.
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I do what I want when I want and where I want. This summer I have left on a weeks notice and been gone a month, went camping and plan to go on another month long road trip before winter and don't have to clear it with anyone or explain where I'm going, when I'll be back...etc, etc.. Life is great.
Have you ever noticed how much like a funeral a marriage is - except with more music?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Have you ever noticed how much like a funeral a marriage is - except with more music?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
The music is for the procession on your way to the grave site. I had a English prof. in college that had never been married and when asked why responded "Marriage is an honorable institution but I never wanted to live in an institution".
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The music is for the procession on your way to the grave site. I had a English prof. in college that had never been married and when asked why responded "Marriage is an honorable institution but I never wanted to live in an institution".
The women's movement told me that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. It too me awhile but I finally figured out that, as a bicycle, I didn't need to have a fish, either.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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The women's movement told me that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. It too me awhile but I finally figured out that, as a bicycle, I didn't need to have a fish, either.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
:laugh: :laugh: As a bicycle I fell like I've been road hard and not oiled properly.
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The women's movement told me that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. It too me awhile but I finally figured out that, as a bicycle, I didn't need to have a fish, either.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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That explains why I always see bikes in ponds and rivers. It doesn't explain the Shopping Trolleys though?
Why are you always sticking your head underwater?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Why are you always sticking your head underwater?
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Ᵽompey wrote:
so burying my head in water is the next best thing.
I gave you a great straight line and that is the best you can do???
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Ᵽompey wrote:
so burying my head in water is the next best thing.
I gave you a great straight line and that is the best you can do???
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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What can I say, Its manic at work at today. Just click the 1 in the bottom right, grey it out, I promise not to retaliate by down-voting your last seven posts.
Ᵽompey wrote:
Just click the 1 in the bottom right,
Sorry, I don't do that. 5's yes, but 1's no.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Ᵽompey wrote:
Just click the 1 in the bottom right,
Sorry, I don't do that. 5's yes, but 1's no.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
but 1's no
Really? You haven't discovered the pleasure in randomly 1-voting a reputation-obsessed members post and then watch them bitch&whine about it? It's almost a sport, award yourself 1-point if they mention it in the Lounge, 3 points if they report it in Sugs & Bugs, and 5-points if they edit the post in a pitiful attempt to appease the 1-voter, in the hope he retracts it. Try it, although you will have your work cut out catching up with my 32,457,856 score.
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Oakman wrote:
but 1's no
Really? You haven't discovered the pleasure in randomly 1-voting a reputation-obsessed members post and then watch them bitch&whine about it? It's almost a sport, award yourself 1-point if they mention it in the Lounge, 3 points if they report it in Sugs & Bugs, and 5-points if they edit the post in a pitiful attempt to appease the 1-voter, in the hope he retracts it. Try it, although you will have your work cut out catching up with my 32,457,856 score.
Sorry. I have a life.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Oakman wrote:
but 1's no
Really? You haven't discovered the pleasure in randomly 1-voting a reputation-obsessed members post and then watch them bitch&whine about it? It's almost a sport, award yourself 1-point if they mention it in the Lounge, 3 points if they report it in Sugs & Bugs, and 5-points if they edit the post in a pitiful attempt to appease the 1-voter, in the hope he retracts it. Try it, although you will have your work cut out catching up with my 32,457,856 score.
Don't worry, Oakman is vastly exaggerating how much of a life he has.
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Don't worry, Oakman is vastly exaggerating how much of a life he has.
