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    Would this[^] convert you?

    modified on Wednesday, July 13, 2011 8:21 AM

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      Would this[^] convert you?

      modified on Wednesday, July 13, 2011 8:21 AM

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Time to bowl a maiden over with a fine tickle between the legs. Before you get smutty, those are valid cricket terms.

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        Time to bowl a maiden over with a fine tickle between the legs. Before you get smutty, those are valid cricket terms.

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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        Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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        :-\ Consider me a fan of cricket from now on. 5+

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          :-\ Consider me a fan of cricket from now on. 5+

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          Fool. That was just the bait. From now on you will spend hours over hours watching guys who look like Yetis run over your TV screen. :)

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          "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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            Would this[^] convert you?

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            JacquesDP
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            Thats called false advertising, as the actual product will now never be able to meet expectations :laugh: :laugh:

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              Would this[^] convert you?

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              She's stood far too inline with the stumps, needs to be a good foot or two out to point (assuming the batsman is left handed, if not why is she stood down the leg side?) and her starting position is far to upright. Get down and stay down until the ball is on its way. It is easier to come up than to come up and then go back down again. Can't help feeling that hair is going to be a bit of a problem if the breeze gets up. Send her round to mine for some one on one coaching would you.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                Time to bowl a maiden over with a fine tickle between the legs. Before you get smutty, those are valid cricket terms.

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                Makes me wish I had more than a stump.

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                  Would this[^] convert you?

                  modified on Wednesday, July 13, 2011 8:21 AM

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Ooh: now me googlies have gone all funny. Won't matter how you dress/undress cricket: it is still a boring game played by boring people. Life is too short to waste it playing cricket.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Fool. That was just the bait. From now on you will spend hours over hours watching guys who look like Yetis run over your TV screen. :)

                    "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                    "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    Walk man, walk. its cricket dontyaknow

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      Walk man, walk. its cricket dontyaknow

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      I forgot :) Just as exciting as Golf :)

                      "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                      "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                        I forgot :) Just as exciting as Golf :)

                        "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                        "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                        no golf was invented for those cricketers without friends

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          She's stood far too inline with the stumps, needs to be a good foot or two out to point (assuming the batsman is left handed, if not why is she stood down the leg side?) and her starting position is far to upright. Get down and stay down until the ball is on its way. It is easier to come up than to come up and then go back down again. Can't help feeling that hair is going to be a bit of a problem if the breeze gets up. Send her round to mine for some one on one coaching would you.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          ChrisElston wrote:

                          Can't help feeling that hair is going to be a bit of a problem if the breeze gets up.

                          From your detailed examination of her form, I would venture that the breeze is not the only thing getting up.

                          The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

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                            Would this[^] convert you?

                            modified on Wednesday, July 13, 2011 8:21 AM

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                            Nope, do women even play cricket? Here in the States there is the lingerie football league for guys who don't know porn exists on the Internet.

                            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                              Nope, do women even play cricket? Here in the States there is the lingerie football league for guys who don't know porn exists on the Internet.

                              "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                              Was the Women's World Cup a week or two ago. Supposedly bowling overarm in cricket was invented by women because their tits got in the way when they were trying to bowl underarm as was the norm at the time.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                I forgot :) Just as exciting as Golf :)

                                "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                Yep[^]

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                                  She's stood far too inline with the stumps, needs to be a good foot or two out to point (assuming the batsman is left handed, if not why is she stood down the leg side?) and her starting position is far to upright. Get down and stay down until the ball is on its way. It is easier to come up than to come up and then go back down again. Can't help feeling that hair is going to be a bit of a problem if the breeze gets up. Send her round to mine for some one on one coaching would you.

                                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                  if you look closely, it's photoshopped to have her appear to be standing closer to the stumps

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                                    Was the Women's World Cup a week or two ago. Supposedly bowling overarm in cricket was invented by women because their tits got in the way when they were trying to bowl underarm as was the norm at the time.

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                    That is interesting because female softball pitchers throw underarm. Obviously an extensive study should be performed to determine the best way to pitch given boobs.

                                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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