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  • D Dalek Dave

    Hmmm, Alison's Soapy Tits... What a vision to beheld.

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    LittleYellowBird
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    'Tits' was yesterday its 'muffins' today! :-D

    Ali

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      'Tits' was yesterday its 'muffins' today! :-D

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      Dalek Dave
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      I am more than happy to spend time dealing with your muffins.

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        My mistake. :doh: But as pointed out further up, I also had a message with the word Bi in it automatically removed, so there is definitely some gay rights thing going on.

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        Ᵽompey wrote:

        My mistake. :doh:
         
        But as pointed out further up, I also had a message with the word Bi in it automatically removed, so there is definitely some gay rights thing going on.

        I was being facetious there, years ago Maunder moved a message of mine titled Serena Williams Big Bodacious Tatas from the Lounge, I think this was in the days of the original Soap Box.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Hmmm, Alison's Soapy Tits... What a vision to beheld.

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          Colin Mullikin
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Soapy Tits

          In my experience, these work better than any wash cloth.

          The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I am more than happy to spend time dealing with your muffins.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            LittleYellowBird
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            Dave you are too good to me! ;) What's your preference, Double Chocolate, Blueberry or Banana?

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            • L Lost User

              Anything mentioning lesbians tends to get downvoted at some point too [EDIT] I'm glad I wasn't left hanging on this one for long :-D

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              ChrisElston wrote:

              Anything mentioning lesbians tends to get downvoted at some point too

              [EDIT] I'm glad I wasn't left hanging on this one for long :-D

              And what have the inhabitants of the island of Lesbos done to offend anybody?

              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                ChrisElston wrote:

                Anything mentioning lesbians tends to get downvoted at some point too

                [EDIT] I'm glad I wasn't left hanging on this one for long :-D

                And what have the inhabitants of the island of Lesbos done to offend anybody?

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                I have no idea, Websense won't let me look it up; Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest. URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  Ᵽompey wrote:

                  My mistake. :doh:
                   
                  But as pointed out further up, I also had a message with the word Bi in it automatically removed, so there is definitely some gay rights thing going on.

                  I was being facetious there, years ago Maunder moved a message of mine titled Serena Williams Big Bodacious Tatas from the Lounge, I think this was in the days of the original Soap Box.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Yeah I know where you was coming from, I remember this classic [^]from last year.

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                    I have no idea, Websense won't let me look it up; Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest. URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    ChrisElston wrote:

                    I have no idea, Websense won't let me look it up;
                     
                    Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest.
                     
                    URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

                    Fuck me, it's a Greek Isalnd for fucks sake.

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    • L Lost User

                      I have no idea, Websense won't let me look it up; Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest. URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      Lost User
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                      Surely that contradicts some employment law or other.

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                      • L LittleYellowBird

                        Dave you are too good to me! ;) What's your preference, Double Chocolate, Blueberry or Banana?

                        Ali

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                        Colin Mullikin
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                        Everyone knows Dave is all about the bananas.

                        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                        • L LittleYellowBird

                          Dave you are too good to me! ;) What's your preference, Double Chocolate, Blueberry or Banana?

                          Ali

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          I'm easy.

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                            Yeah I know where you was coming from, I remember this classic [^]from last year.

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                            Lost User
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                            Was that you responding to Dave or an imposter?

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              Everyone knows Dave is all about the bananas.

                              The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                              Lost User
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                              I've just a horrible image that if we could see all of Dave's profile pic he would be wearing a pair of very tight, yellow swimming trunks.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                Was that you responding to Dave or an imposter?

                                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                Lost User
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                                No that was me.

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  I'm easy.

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  I'm easy.

                                  We know!


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    No that was me.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Ᵽompey wrote:

                                    No that was me.

                                    Nice comment.

                                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                      I've just a horrible image that if we could see all of Dave's profile pic he would be wearing a pair of very tight, yellow swimming trunks.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      LittleYellowBird
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                                      With a picture of a banana on them! ;)

                                      Ali

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I'm easy.

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                                        LittleYellowBird
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                                        Very! :-D

                                        Ali

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                                        • L LittleYellowBird

                                          With a picture of a banana on them! ;)

                                          Ali

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                                          Lost User
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                                          We were discussing Bananaman in the office this morning for some reason. How come no-one has made a live action version yet?

                                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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