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  • L Lost User

    ChrisElston wrote:

    Anything mentioning lesbians tends to get downvoted at some point too

    [EDIT] I'm glad I wasn't left hanging on this one for long :-D

    And what have the inhabitants of the island of Lesbos done to offend anybody?

    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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    I have no idea, Websense won't let me look it up; Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest. URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      Ᵽompey wrote:

      My mistake. :doh:
       
      But as pointed out further up, I also had a message with the word Bi in it automatically removed, so there is definitely some gay rights thing going on.

      I was being facetious there, years ago Maunder moved a message of mine titled Serena Williams Big Bodacious Tatas from the Lounge, I think this was in the days of the original Soap Box.

      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      Lost User
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      Yeah I know where you was coming from, I remember this classic [^]from last year.

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      • L Lost User

        I have no idea, Websense won't let me look it up; Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest. URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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        Lost User
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        Surely that contradicts some employment law or other.

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          I have no idea, Websense won't let me look it up; Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest. URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          Lost User
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          ChrisElston wrote:

          I have no idea, Websense won't let me look it up;
           
          Reason: This Websense category is filtered: Gay or Lesbian or Bisexual Interest.
           
          URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos

          Fuck me, it's a Greek Isalnd for fucks sake.

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

          modified on Thursday, July 28, 2011 9:54 AM

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          • L LittleYellowBird

            Dave you are too good to me! ;) What's your preference, Double Chocolate, Blueberry or Banana?

            Ali

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            Colin Mullikin
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            Everyone knows Dave is all about the bananas.

            The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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            • L LittleYellowBird

              Dave you are too good to me! ;) What's your preference, Double Chocolate, Blueberry or Banana?

              Ali

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              Dalek Dave
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              I'm easy.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              • L Lost User

                Yeah I know where you was coming from, I remember this classic [^]from last year.

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                Was that you responding to Dave or an imposter?

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Everyone knows Dave is all about the bananas.

                  The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                  Lost User
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                  I've just a horrible image that if we could see all of Dave's profile pic he would be wearing a pair of very tight, yellow swimming trunks.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Was that you responding to Dave or an imposter?

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    No that was me.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I'm easy.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      I'm easy.

                      We know!


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • L Lost User

                        No that was me.

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                        Ᵽompey wrote:

                        No that was me.

                        Nice comment.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          I've just a horrible image that if we could see all of Dave's profile pic he would be wearing a pair of very tight, yellow swimming trunks.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          With a picture of a banana on them! ;)

                          Ali

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I'm easy.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            LittleYellowBird
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                            Very! :-D

                            Ali

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                            • L LittleYellowBird

                              With a picture of a banana on them! ;)

                              Ali

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                              Lost User
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                              We were discussing Bananaman in the office this morning for some reason. How come no-one has made a live action version yet?

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                We were discussing Bananaman in the office this morning for some reason. How come no-one has made a live action version yet?

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                LittleYellowBird
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                                It's a mystery! :confused:

                                Ali

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  Gay is acceptable. In Britain, gay is now freely interchangeable with the term "A bit crap". Eg. "Did you see the match last night? That [Insert Team of Choice] were gay" So it was probably someone who assumed that we are all politically correct and that we are not able to express our own opinions. (Either that or it is someone still in the closet). I find PC absolutely obnoxious and offensive. So F**k 'em, the sad, lonely wanker.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  wizardzz
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                                  Whoa, whoa, is this the same Dave that loves the English language and the use of words for their actual meanings?

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  In Britain, gay is now freely interchangeable with the term "A bit crap".

                                  I'm pretty sure this is an Americanism.

                                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                  • L LittleYellowBird

                                    Indeed, my 'tits' were moved to the Soapbox and I didn't feel a thing! :rolleyes: *I'm going to get in trouble for that one arn't I?*

                                    Ali

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                                    Slacker007
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                                    I love your humor and wit, even if wit rhymes with tit. Where I am going with this, I have know clue. :)

                                    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                                      Indeed. I am sure everyone has a favourite amongst each pair they know.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      Yes, I prefer my right one.

                                      Martin Fowler wrote:

                                      Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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