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DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Redneck german??
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
They haven't figured out yet if they are British or American and so use a mix of both!
Correction: They haven't figured out yet if they are British, American or French and so use a mix of all three of them! We Belgians are not better off with Dutch, French and German and now also English as it has been upgraded to second language last week I think.
V.
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The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable. Even our American Cousins haven't fallen so low as to use a system of measurements invented by post revolutionary unemployed hairdressers.
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However they drive the right way... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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Most people in the US will be Spanish Speakers within a few years. You have even changed your National Anthem... "Jose, Can you see..."
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Si, mi amigo.
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However they drive the right way... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]They drive on the dangerous side of the road, the side of the road that less than half the people on the planet drive on.
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Not quite. This is mostly nonsense and meant to be funny. Real Denglish is actually meant to sound cool, but usually only proves that the author has no clue to either language. For example some marketing genius called a woman's handbag a 'body bag'. The humor there was totally involuntary. In some old code I found the method FillKunde(). We still are arguing how to properly cook a filled customer.
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I don't know if anyone talks to "the other half".
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I don't know if anyone talks to "the other half".
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Redneck german??
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
No, total nonsense, but I can immagine that it's almost as funny to hear as when most Anglo-Saxons try to speak real German. None of the teachers in highschool could even remotely pronounce my last name and since then I only met one American who had spent half his life in Germany who could.
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
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They drive on the dangerous side of the road, the side of the road that less than half the people on the planet drive on.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Maybe I'm confusing colo(u)rs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-_and_left-hand_traffic[^]. :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Dejan Petrovic wrote:
All Indian topics are in English, which is again hardly suprising
No, that's not English. It's a mess of TxtSpeak and something that LOOKS like English.
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Dave KreskowiakDave Kreskowiak wrote:
No, that's not English. It's a mess of TxtSpeak and something that LOOKS like English.
One of GIT's aims is to try and reduce the TxtSpeak popular among younger Indian CPians. As for the "looks like English", that's because Indian-English is derived from pre-1940s English (and by English I mean the language spoken in England at that time) and is quite different from American dialects.
Regards, Nish
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Marc A. Brown wrote:
But... but... but... think of the stereotype, man! Learn it!
True, sometimes you have to go with the stereotype. For instance I have to pretend I am a devout Hindu who worships the cow, so I always stand up and pray before devouring my filet mignon.
Regards, Nish
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There was a TV program on the BBC this week which included a guy that added curries to his restaurant menu in the 1970's - "we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
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Damned CP has chopped the end off my links several times today! (Oooh-err Matron!)
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No, total nonsense, but I can immagine that it's almost as funny to hear as when most Anglo-Saxons try to speak real German. None of the teachers in highschool could even remotely pronounce my last name and since then I only met one American who had spent half his life in Germany who could.
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan KenobiI was told that when I speak German I sound very well spoken. (Although I learnt it when I was actually living there, that helps).
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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There was a TV program on the BBC this week which included a guy that added curries to his restaurant menu in the 1970's - "we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
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Chris Quinn wrote:
"we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
:laugh: BTW, many Hindus in India do eat pork (the pig's not considered holy), but India has a large Muslim population and so pork's not so commonly available except in the states of Kerala and Goa.
Regards, Nish
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There was a TV program on the BBC this week which included a guy that added curries to his restaurant menu in the 1970's - "we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
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The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable. Even our American Cousins haven't fallen so low as to use a system of measurements invented by post revolutionary unemployed hairdressers.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable.
So why the fuck did you Poms change the Pound to the metric system and remove the Guinea, Threepence, Sixpence, Shilling, Florin, Halfpence and the 220(?) pence in the pound. You've already got the the hearts and minds of the moron majority using the metric system with their money, may as well jump onboard for weight and distance. Or is the lure of 14 pounds to the stone, 8 furlongs to the mile, whatever the fuck chains to the furlong, 3 feet to the yard and 12 inches to the foot too much. No wonder you cunts have been unable to win fuck all sporting events for so long and haven't been a force in he empire stakes forever. It's hard enough for you lot to do basic maths using base 10, but having base 14, 12, 8 and whatever else you use with your archaic measurement systems fucks the chavs over. I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
