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  • S Steven J Jowett

    ...well actually, under my car. I colleague has just chased an Adder under my car. Question is, where has it gone from there? Is it likely to drop on me, while I drive home? :~ OK, it's only about 6 inches long and a baby, but still.

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    Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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    The Adder probably met a Subtractor and now there's nothing left to worry about. :doh: :-D

    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      It's probably in the roof lining making lots of little snakes...


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dalek Dave
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      It will need logs for that.

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      • S Steven J Jowett

        ...well actually, under my car. I colleague has just chased an Adder under my car. Question is, where has it gone from there? Is it likely to drop on me, while I drive home? :~ OK, it's only about 6 inches long and a baby, but still.

        Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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        Dalek Dave
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        What type of car do you have? An AC Cobra?

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          What type of car do you have? An AC Cobra?

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          Steven J Jowett
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          What type of car do you have?
           
          An AC Cobra?

          No, a Dodge Viper ;P

          Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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            It will need logs for that.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            #groan#


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              #groan#


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Dalek Dave
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              All is fine, the snake is completely worn out, it is an Out-of-Puff Adder.

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              • S Steven J Jowett

                ...well actually, under my car. I colleague has just chased an Adder under my car. Question is, where has it gone from there? Is it likely to drop on me, while I drive home? :~ OK, it's only about 6 inches long and a baby, but still.

                Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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                Alan Burkhart
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                While this is a bit malodorous, but mothballs in the front and rear floorboards of the car, and scatter a few under the hood and in the trunk. Snakes despise the smell of mothballs. I live in a swampy area and keep them under my house. Been doing it for years and no more snake problems (several close calls with cottonmouths before that). Give the snake a few hours to vacate and you should be fine.

                XAlan Burkhart

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                • S Steven J Jowett

                  ...well actually, under my car. I colleague has just chased an Adder under my car. Question is, where has it gone from there? Is it likely to drop on me, while I drive home? :~ OK, it's only about 6 inches long and a baby, but still.

                  Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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                  realJSOP
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                  Steven J Jowett wrote:

                  I colleague has just chased an Adder under my car.

                  What ever you do, don't let it multiply.

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                  • S Steven J Jowett

                    ...well actually, under my car. I colleague has just chased an Adder under my car. Question is, where has it gone from there? Is it likely to drop on me, while I drive home? :~ OK, it's only about 6 inches long and a baby, but still.

                    Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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                    Did the snake look like this one? Black Adder[^]

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    • S Steven J Jowett

                      ...well actually, under my car. I colleague has just chased an Adder under my car. Question is, where has it gone from there? Is it likely to drop on me, while I drive home? :~ OK, it's only about 6 inches long and a baby, but still.

                      Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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                      Roger Wright
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                      Don't worry about it. My lady's 50lb dog caught a Mohave Green rattlesnake a week or so ago, and took 2 seconds to dispatch it. She got bit, but she's fully recovered. What's a little pit bull got that a programmer hasn't? Other than a penchant for gnawing the fenders off small cars, I mean...

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                      • R Roger Wright

                        Don't worry about it. My lady's 50lb dog caught a Mohave Green rattlesnake a week or so ago, and took 2 seconds to dispatch it. She got bit, but she's fully recovered. What's a little pit bull got that a programmer hasn't? Other than a penchant for gnawing the fenders off small cars, I mean...

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                        Joe Simes
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                        Roger Wright wrote:

                        What's a little pit bull got that a programmer hasn't?

                        The ability to lick his own b... oh sorry! :laugh:

                        The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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