I was in the public toilets...
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
shit happens! :rolleyes:
Watched code never compiles.
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
Holy crap!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braunlink? because I didn't see it with a search
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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link? because I didn't see it with a search
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
He was talking to someone on the phone... :laugh:
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He was talking to someone on the phone... :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
So, that was YOU on that next toilet? God, you freaked me out man.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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So, that was YOU on that next toilet? God, you freaked me out man.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
:-D
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
Re-post or not, that was funny. I put it up there with Mike Hankey's jokes.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
When those Bluetooth ear pieces first came out I found myself in two conversations that I wasn't a part of. :doh: Although the look of irritation and fearful stress together on a person’s face is kind of funny to see when they realize you're answering their questions. :-D
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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link? because I didn't see it with a search
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
I've seen it too this year and after translating toilet to restroom and reordering the search results by date descending I finally found it: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3718911#xx3718911xx[^] Thorsten H.[^], January 4th 2011 Your googlefu CP-Search-Fu seems to be broken. ;P :-D Cheers!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
Oh! Maybe I was the one who was on the phonecall!
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I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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