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  • G gavindon

    I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"

    Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
    You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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      gavindon
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      link? because I didn't see it with a search

      Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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        link? because I didn't see it with a search

        Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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        Albert Holguin
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        He was talking to someone on the phone... :laugh:

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        • A Albert Holguin

          He was talking to someone on the phone... :laugh:

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          gavindon
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          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

          Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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          • G gavindon

            I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"

            Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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            Rajesh R Subramanian
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            So, that was YOU on that next toilet? God, you freaked me out man.

            "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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            • G gavindon

              I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"

              Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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              vonb
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              very old, but still very good. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                So, that was YOU on that next toilet? God, you freaked me out man.

                "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                :-D

                Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                • G gavindon

                  I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"

                  Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                  Slacker007
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                  Re-post or not, that was funny. I put it up there with Mike Hankey's jokes.

                  Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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                  • G gavindon

                    I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"

                    Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                    S Houghtelin
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                    When those Bluetooth ear pieces first came out I found myself in two conversations that I wasn't a part of. :doh: Although the look of irritation and fearful stress together on a person’s face is kind of funny to see when they realize you're answering their questions. :-D

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    • G gavindon

                      link? because I didn't see it with a search

                      Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                      I've seen it too this year and after translating toilet to restroom and reordering the search results by date descending I finally found it: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3718911#xx3718911xx[^] Thorsten H.[^], January 4th 2011 Your googlefu CP-Search-Fu seems to be broken. ;P :-D Cheers!

                      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                      Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                      • G gavindon

                        I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"

                        Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                        Tech Code Freak
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                        Oh! Maybe I was the one who was on the phonecall!

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                        • G gavindon

                          I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here." From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions"

                          Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                          keyur soni
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                          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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