Interviewing a junior developer
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What we think isn't important. It's what you think that counts. You will be doing the interview. What are you going to do half way through, when you can't quite remember what we said, break off to log on to CP and get clarification?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Henry Minute wrote:
What are you going to do half way through, when you can't quite remember what we said, break off to log on to CP and get clarification?
:rolleyes: I tried that on my last date and it all went horribly wrong!
Ali
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I have recently been promoted to a managing position in my company, and next week I'll have to conduct my first interview, which will be for a junior C#/.NET developer position. I would like to ask you guys what kind of questions you think are important to ask someone applying for this job, and the basic knowledges you think the candidates should have. Thanks in advance for your help.
1. Why are you not married? 2. If we give you salary what will you do with it? 3. Do you like more money and less work? 4. Do you like free lunch and supper that we offer, fish or chicken or beef? 5. Rate your sql knowledge. How many databases have you dropped. 6. Have you ever hacked any system
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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1. Why are you not married? 2. If we give you salary what will you do with it? 3. Do you like more money and less work? 4. Do you like free lunch and supper that we offer, fish or chicken or beef? 5. Rate your sql knowledge. How many databases have you dropped. 6. Have you ever hacked any system
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
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I have recently been promoted to a managing position in my company, and next week I'll have to conduct my first interview, which will be for a junior C#/.NET developer position. I would like to ask you guys what kind of questions you think are important to ask someone applying for this job, and the basic knowledges you think the candidates should have. Thanks in advance for your help.
Remember that you are trying to hire someone; you will not only want to see his level of knowledge, but also if his personaly and demeanour will fit the company. You need someone that you (and other co-workers) will be happy to work with; you do not want a hyper-geek or a hyper-socialite developper.
Watched code never compiles.
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Henry Minute wrote:
What are you going to do half way through, when you can't quite remember what we said, break off to log on to CP and get clarification?
:rolleyes: I tried that on my last date and it all went horribly wrong!
Ali
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I have recently been promoted to a managing position in my company, and next week I'll have to conduct my first interview, which will be for a junior C#/.NET developer position. I would like to ask you guys what kind of questions you think are important to ask someone applying for this job, and the basic knowledges you think the candidates should have. Thanks in advance for your help.
This is priceless: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000073.html
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Questions you should ask: 1) "Is your name Paul Griffin?" 2) "Would you like a salary of 200,000 euros per year, index linked?" 3) "Would you like to sit on a beach somewhere warm and do whatever you like for a living?" If the answer to all three of these is "yes" then the traditional response is: "Congratulations the job is yours, when can you start?"
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Now, if you were Peter[^], I'd have you onboard for the entertainment value alone.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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1. Why are you not married? 2. If we give you salary what will you do with it? 3. Do you like more money and less work? 4. Do you like free lunch and supper that we offer, fish or chicken or beef? 5. Rate your sql knowledge. How many databases have you dropped. 6. Have you ever hacked any system
I only read newbie introductory dummy books.
5fingers wrote:
1. Why are you not married?
Depending where you live, asking that could be illegal.
5fingers wrote:
2. If we give you salary what will you do with it?
None of your business.
5fingers wrote:
3. Do you like more money and less work?
So, lie and get the job or tell the truth and not get the job?
5fingers wrote:
6. Have you ever hacked any system
And what would you do if somebody says yes? You really aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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I've tried to give up puns, but it's a hard halibut to break.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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What we think isn't important. It's what you think that counts. You will be doing the interview. What are you going to do half way through, when you can't quite remember what we said, break off to log on to CP and get clarification?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
That is SUCH a cop-out. Like those chumps in the pub who, when you ask them what they meant by some stupid thing they just said, they twirl their eyebrows arrogantly and say "what do you think it means..?" like they're Spock or something and they think they're being all edgy and interesting when in fact they're just being annoying. X| Gentle suggestion... Answer the man's question, suggest some areas of knowledge for him to look for. He's looking for ideas and pointers. I guess my tone might be a little hard here, and I know you're a respected member. But some of us don't have the benefit of experience, and when I go looking for hints, and all I get are "Well, what do you think?", I already know that, dammit! That's why I'm asking for your ideas.
Smokie, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. www.geticeberg.com http://melpadden.wordpress.com
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I've tried to give up puns, but it's a hard halibut to break.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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I have recently been promoted to a managing position in my company, and next week I'll have to conduct my first interview, which will be for a junior C#/.NET developer position. I would like to ask you guys what kind of questions you think are important to ask someone applying for this job, and the basic knowledges you think the candidates should have. Thanks in advance for your help.
- Ginger or Marianne? 1) Boxers or briefs? 2) What is your opinion of the word "hyphenated"? 3) What's the difference between an orange? 4) If you were traveling on an un-marked circle with no visible landmarks, would you know a stopping point when you saw it? 5) If a man spoke in the forest, and there wasn't a woman around to hear him,, would he still be wrong? 6) If I punched you right now, what would you do? 7) Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party? 8) If you were to die right now, would you rather be shot by an AR-15 or slashed with a machete? To add a sense of urgency to the question, lay both weapons on the table. 9) Bring a pretty secretary into the room, and say, "So, what do you think of Ms. Hardbody's butt?"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997modified on Tuesday, September 6, 2011 7:43 AM
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- Ginger or Marianne? 1) Boxers or briefs? 2) What is your opinion of the word "hyphenated"? 3) What's the difference between an orange? 4) If you were traveling on an un-marked circle with no visible landmarks, would you know a stopping point when you saw it? 5) If a man spoke in the forest, and there wasn't a woman around to hear him,, would he still be wrong? 6) If I punched you right now, what would you do? 7) Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party? 8) If you were to die right now, would you rather be shot by an AR-15 or slashed with a machete? To add a sense of urgency to the question, lay both weapons on the table. 9) Bring a pretty secretary into the room, and say, "So, what do you think of Ms. Hardbody's butt?"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997modified on Tuesday, September 6, 2011 7:43 AM
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
- If I punched you right now, what would you do?
If you were manly enough, the correct first response is bleed. If you're a weedy interview type, the correct response is laugh at you and then rip your head off.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
- Boxers or briefs?
I don't know. I've never fought a brief before, but I do know that being hit by a boxer hurts.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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I did, but some of those sites looked a bit fishy to me. I wasn't going to be hooked like that. *Fair warning* One of my hobbies is fishing, so I could keep these puns going for a very long time as this part of the thread is much more interesting.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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5fingers wrote:
1. Why are you not married?
Depending where you live, asking that could be illegal.
5fingers wrote:
2. If we give you salary what will you do with it?
None of your business.
5fingers wrote:
3. Do you like more money and less work?
So, lie and get the job or tell the truth and not get the job?
5fingers wrote:
6. Have you ever hacked any system
And what would you do if somebody says yes? You really aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You really aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?
Surely, he was joking?
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Read the Little Book of Clam.
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This is priceless: http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000073.html
That's pretty good.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
