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  • L Lost User

    When you do something as requested, then it get shown to people, then they have a big argument, then you get told to make changes, against your better judgment, and against your strongly worded email warnings, then several months later you get told to put it back to how it originally was.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    GuyThiebaut
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    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away I was involved in producing reports. One particular user would always come to me with requests which made absolutely no sense whatsoever. The outcome would be that I would create a report for them, which would be of use, and then the next request for a non-report would come in from them a few weeks later. So one day I decided to give them exactly what they were asking for and which would be completely useless - I never had a report request from them again, I think they are still reading it trying to make sense of the results... Of course nowadays I am much more professional and would never do anything like that again... :-O

    Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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    • L LittleYellowBird

      Oh, go and eat some Bacon! :rolleyes: :Bacon-Jacked!!!: :thumbsup:

      Ali

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      hairy_hats
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      Alison P wrote:

      :Bacon-Jacked!!!:

      A meme is born. :-D

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      • E Edw

        I have stacks of evidence. Complete with video of me jumping up and down screaming at the top of my lungs saying how bad it is. I'm still blamed for it.... My other job title is "Scape Goat".

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        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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        That sounds more like real life

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          I've had my BACON for the day already. Now I'm reading about Salma[^]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          LittleYellowBird
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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          Now I'm reading about Salma[^]

          ... not as good as eating Chocolate off, mmm, ... no! I'm still not telling! ;P

          Ali

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            [mode="pedant"] It is a single sentence. [/mode]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            BobJanova
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            Yes ... a one sentence paragraph!

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            • L Lost User

              When you do something as requested, then it get shown to people, then they have a big argument, then you get told to make changes, against your better judgment, and against your strongly worded email warnings, then several months later you get told to put it back to how it originally was.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              BobJanova
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              The "I told you so" can be quite satisfying ... it depends how hard the change is to make and reverse, really. Fortunately in this company I generally get listened to if I have a real objection to some part of a request, and don't have to write the wrong version in the first place.

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              • B BobJanova

                The "I told you so" can be quite satisfying ... it depends how hard the change is to make and reverse, really. Fortunately in this company I generally get listened to if I have a real objection to some part of a request, and don't have to write the wrong version in the first place.

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                Lost User
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                Large and old organisation. Decisions taken in the wrong place and by the wrong people who are remote from the system and after listening to the wrong people who often have their own agenda. It can be painful at times.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                • L Lost User

                  When you do something as requested, then it get shown to people, then they have a big argument, then you get told to make changes, against your better judgment, and against your strongly worded email warnings, then several months later you get told to put it back to how it originally was.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  vonb
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                  My vote of 5. It's just the same here... :)

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                  • L Lost User

                    When you do something as requested, then it get shown to people, then they have a big argument, then you get told to make changes, against your better judgment, and against your strongly worded email warnings, then several months later you get told to put it back to how it originally was.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    NickPace
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                    Welcome to my world... It's really just about how you look at it. I look at it as "job security". :-D

                    -NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.

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                    • H hairy_hats

                      Alison P wrote:

                      :Bacon-Jacked!!!:

                      A meme is born. :-D

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Actually, PO'H came up with the games' names last night.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • L LittleYellowBird

                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                        Now I'm reading about Salma[^]

                        ... not as good as eating Chocolate off, mmm, ... no! I'm still not telling! ;P

                        Ali

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        I won't say a thing[^]


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • L Lost User

                          When you do something as requested, then it get shown to people, then they have a big argument, then you get told to make changes, against your better judgment, and against your strongly worded email warnings, then several months later you get told to put it back to how it originally was.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          Been there, done that.

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                          • L Lost User

                            When you do something as requested, then it get shown to people, then they have a big argument, then you get told to make changes, against your better judgment, and against your strongly worded email warnings, then several months later you get told to put it back to how it originally was.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                            Chris Meech
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                            Isn't this why version control is in use? ;P

                            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                            • C Chris Meech

                              Isn't this why version control is in use? ;P

                              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                              Lost User
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                              Bloody thing hasn't gone live yet. Just several iterations of what they loosely claim to be testing.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                              • L Lost User

                                Bloody thing hasn't gone live yet. Just several iterations of what they loosely claim to be testing.

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                Chris Meech
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                                Version Control doesn't necessarily have to imply live/production/golden source code. If you went through a lot of my code base, you'd find stuff checked in on branches, that in a lot of cases never goes live. I've also got examples of branches that sit for years before a request to implement the code happens. The only real downside to it all, is occassionally there will be merge conflicts that become tough to figure out. :)

                                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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