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  • D Dalek Dave

    But what of Cleetis and Billy-Bob, their guns and hounds, their hats and missing teeth?

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    thrakazog
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    But what of Cleetis and Billy-Bob, their guns and hounds, their hats and missing teeth?

    I think it still holds for the most part. You're likely to find Cleetis and Billy in most any other restaurant. Unless it serves tofu. X|

    Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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    • A Andre Kraak

      Your are right, if they don't like it they may say so and then turn around and leave.

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      "If you don't like my opinion, don't stand in my line of fire."

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      • A Andre Kraak

        Who cares about political correctness. :)

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        realJSOP
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        But I am being politically correct. Muslims don't eat pork. I'm doing them a service by pointing out at least one establishment that they probably don't want to visit.

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        • D Dalek Dave

          But what of Cleetis and Billy-Bob, their guns and hounds, their hats and missing teeth?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Mike Hankey
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          Naw there's a three tooth minimum to get in.

          Sects Therapy

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            But I am being politically correct. Muslims don't eat pork. I'm doing them a service by pointing out at least one establishment that they probably don't want to visit.

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            Andre Kraak
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            I am always in favour of helping others. :thumbsup:

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            • A Andre Kraak

              Your are right, if they don't like it they may say so and then turn around and leave.

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              Rick York
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              Sounds like a bonus to me.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                -----
                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                I'd feel safer eating in a Mosque than some bbq shit hole in bum fuck idaho full of gun toting red necks. The food would be better too

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Not me. I do not see why I should filter my views and comments just because someone else dislikes them.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  I do not see why I should filter my views and comments just because someone else dislikes them.

                  You don't have the chops to get the gang of six to ban you. :-D

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                  • L Lost User

                    I'd feel safer eating in a Mosque than some bbq shit hole in bum fuck idaho full of gun toting red necks. The food would be better too

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                    JimmyRopes
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                    I don't know why you were 1 voted by some d!ck head who doesn't have the decency to tell you why. So I counter voted it. :-D

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                    • J JimmyRopes

                      I don't know why you were 1 voted by some d!ck head who doesn't have the decency to tell you why. So I counter voted it. :-D

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                      JimmyRopes wrote:

                      1 voted by some d!ck head

                      Probably some redneck. :)

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                        JimmyRopes wrote:

                        1 voted by some d!ck head

                        Probably some redneck. :)

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                        walterhevedeich wrote:

                        Probably some redneck.

                        You forgot gun toting. Probably has some bbq pork grease in his big 'ol 'tash as well :)

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Not me. I do not see why I should filter my views and comments just because someone else dislikes them.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          So do you think the laws against racist speach should be repealed?

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            That shows just how pig shit ignorant some Americans are.

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                              I don't know why you were 1 voted by some d!ck head who doesn't have the decency to tell you why. So I counter voted it. :-D

                              The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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                              Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                              I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                              realJSOP
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                              It happens all the time.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                walterhevedeich wrote:

                                Probably some redneck.

                                You forgot gun toting. Probably has some bbq pork grease in his big 'ol 'tash as well :)

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                                What's really ironic is that I get so many down-votes for posting a link to a picture, yet you trash "rednecks" and you don't get any at all, even though your post is laced with expletives.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  What's really ironic is that I get so many down-votes for posting a link to a picture, yet you trash "rednecks" and you don't get any at all, even though your post is laced with expletives.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  Perhaps they understood that I was criticising the kind of ignorance that results in a sign like that one. I reckon it's PhotoShoped anyway, the letters don't seem to line up with the cells in the sign board. I think it was my post that got the thread moved here.

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    Here [^] (I hope this isn't a repost)

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    Slacker007
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                                    You don't post much here in this neck of the woods John. Backroom for this kind of stuff. That way they can't down vote you for anything. I gave you a 5 but it won't do this thread any good. -- Steve

                                    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                    • A Andre Kraak

                                      Who cares about political correctness. :)

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                                      JimmyRopes
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                                      " Who cares about political correctness**"** I do. :-D NOT

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                                        You don't post much here in this neck of the woods John. Backroom for this kind of stuff. That way they can't down vote you for anything. I gave you a 5 but it won't do this thread any good. -- Steve

                                        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                                        realJSOP
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                                        I didn't post it here. I posted it in the Lounge and it was mved here, undoubtedly because of Josh's response. I coulda sworn it was Lounge material - pork is just proto-bacon.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          That shows just how pig shit ignorant some Americans are.

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                                          realJSOP
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                                          What's ignorant about the sign? It's stating a truth. The restaraunt serves pork, and there are, in fact, no muslims inside. Sounds to me like some folks here are have their panties wound up into such a big knot that they can't laugh/chuckle/smile about a sign. For what it's worth, that same sign advertised a free post-contest all-you-can-eat buffet for Miss America contestants.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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