Prisoners demand more Sky Sports

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"David Davies, the MP for Monmouth, to point out that many people outside prison could not afford the channels. "It beggars belief they are complaining about this – I haven't even got Sky Sports myself," he said. " Not since he became unable to claim for it on his expenses, no.

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ChrisElston wrote:

David Davies, the MP for Monmouth

I think you'll find he stopped subscribing when they dropped his favourite man-o-man Greek Wrestling.

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They have a right to adequate food and water. They have a right to not be tortured or treated with excessive force or cruelty. But television? Particularly sports? They should exercise their right to shut the fuck up.

Single Step Debugger

I would say give them what they want. The first “Sky Sport” comes to mind is the parasitism. 5000 meters attitude will do the job. The parachutes will be homemade with a lot of care and love from the families of their victims.

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Now I know this is going to be a very strange day because once again I find myself in full agreement with you. Cheers.

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wizardzz

In the U.S. that would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

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GParkings

I've said it many times, the uncontrolled assumption of rights will lead to society's downfall [EDIT] i usually spell it correctly when i say it though

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Lost User

I guess Rugby's as close to the gay porn they probably really want.

Lost User

Aparently some prisoners have computers with internet in their cells. (Plus they can probably get as much real sex action as they want in te showers...)

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Erudite__Eric wrote:

Plus they can probably get as much real sex action as they want in te showers

Would make the clean-up straight forward I guess

Julien Villers

'parasitism' ? Nice typo there, mister :laugh: Kinda like your proposition though ;)

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wizardzz

Free housing + free meals. Cells larger than my cubicle. Sounds like the life.

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Lost User

If I could concoct a crime that would net a million (a crime without victims, say importing a few hundred koios of cocaine), it woulod be seriously tempting given how cushy life inside is these days. :)

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