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Tom Deketelaere wrote:
The french refuse to speak anything but French.
They might refuse to speak it. Doesn't mean they can't.
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Trust me they can't. Well have to admit the the younger generation at least tries a bit now but it's barely understandable.
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So would specifying a national language make it illegal for two people to speak a different language in front of someone who doesn't speak that language? I thought you Texans claimed to be all about freedom.
It's not illegal to speak any language you want in front of someone in this country, just rude.
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Tom Deketelaere wrote:
There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages
Don't forget Switzerland.
We are talking about 3-4 languages, they speak 3 in Switzerland? Don't really know been a long long time since I went there so my memory is a bit fuzzy.
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Slacker007 wrote:
I can care less if someone wants to speak their mother language
So it does bother you then? Personally I couldn't care less.
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Personally I couldn't care less.
I stand corrected. I have made that mistake before here. You think I would have learned my lesson by now. :laugh:
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There was no threat. She wasn't carrying and don't try to tell me that quoting a bullet size to someone who's probably ignorant of its meaning is a threat. Especially when it's out-of-context and you're not carrying.
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There was no threat. She wasn't carrying and don't try to tell me that quoting a bullet size to someone who's probably ignorant of its meaning is a threat. Especially when it's out-of-context and you're not carrying.
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You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von BraunI would think it would be ignorant to claim that it wasn't threatening to say such. She may have had absolutely no intention of using her weapon (if it was on her or not). She is still threatening to use it in place of speaking to them. That's like saying someone who walks into a bank with a toy gun that looks real shouldn't be arrested for attempting to rob a bank because it was a toy.
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Yes sir, it's the same as inhabitants but spelled in the european way of english. So now we have English english, US english, Canadian english and European english (not counting the island). ;)
Marcus_2 wrote:
it's the same as inhabitants but spelled in the european way of english.
Funny, when I Google ingabitants it only shows me inhabitants. Since Google is always right, then you must be wrong. :-D
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Marcus_2 wrote:
it's the same as inhabitants but spelled in the european way of english.
Funny, when I Google ingabitants it only shows me inhabitants. Since Google is always right, then you must be wrong. :-D
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We live in Texas. In the United States. One of the few countries that is not brave enough to specify a "national language". This weekend, we were in a furniture store being helped by a Hispanic guy. In the middle of our visit, one of the warehouse monkies came up to him and started a conversation about some furniture that we were inquiring about. The conversation was entirely in Spanish. This really irritated my wife, so she interrupted them. "My husband and I speak English and .45ACP. How would you like to proceed?" Looks like I'll be getting a new t-shirt soon. :)
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Alright, that's it. I'm from Ireland, where these days it is unusual to be able to acquire almost any item of household goods, furniture or food without having to negotiate a fairly thick Eastern European or Far Eastern accent due to the hordes of foreign students paying their way through our colleges with their labours. Certainly many people may find it trying, and the less well-off/educated denizens of the Emerald Isle aften take out their frustrations on them, particularly when drunk and coked out of it at 4 in the morning on their re-mortgaging profits. But the idea that two Hispanic shop attendants who are trying to help you and your redneck wife receive that kind of treatment for speaking in a language more familiar to them when speaking amongst themselves is abusive and disgusting, if not outright racist. Dressed up as humour, it's even more nauseating. The fact that this was presumably during office hours, and presumably without the malign influence of alcohol, means that there is even less excuse. If you write code abroad as part of a team of foreign contractors, do you get laughed at for discussing things with your associate in English? No probably not because you spend all of your time knee deep in Raytheons or whatever, or building moats and congratulating yourself on living in the land of the free. You get away with this puerile line of gun-totin', right-on horseshit on these forums because you're a good coder and generally funny, but on this occasion It's anything but. You, sir, are a disgrace.
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I get 5280 hits for ingabitants, the first of which is "Who were the first ingabitants of Florida". Apparently it was either Robert Martínez or Ponce de León.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Funny again. I get nothing. Absolutely zero. It must be a regional setting of some sort. All I see are listings for "inhabitants". Actually the native Americans were the first inhabitants of Florida. I of course could be wrong but I don't think it was Ponce de Leon or Mr. Martinez.
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Albert Holguin wrote:
everyone else speaks multiple languages...
no they don't. Most people who speak other languages, "know" these other languages out of necessity instead of desire. America's mother tongue is bastardized English. This is my mother language. I shouldn't have to learn someone else's language in my own F'n country.
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"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Slacker007 wrote:
Most people who speak other languages, "know" these other languages out of necessity instead of desire.
That "necessity" genrally comes from school requirements. My wife's family is from France and Portugal and all but one speak English, though they have virtually no day to day business with others who speak soley English.
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Well maybe you need to learn another language... you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages... And yes, I am hispanic and speak both English and Spanish (and I'm also from Texas). Edit: I also speak bad German, understand Italian (minus heavy accents) and Portuguese.
As an American I speak bad English and understand about half. :-D Too bad I only took one year of French thirty some odd years ago in high school. I would like to learn Spanish as I believe that will be the language of choice in the near future. :)
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ahmed zahmed wrote:
it's not a threat to quote the caliber of a bullet.
Suppose someone said to you: "Please move your truck. I fire .45ACP." or "Don't look at my wife. I fire .45ACP." All they are doing is quoting the calibre of a bullet, but I don't see how you could consider it anything but a threat.
First, she didn't say "I fire .45ACP" she said "I speak .45ACP". And like I said, I sincerely doubt the guy understood what she was talking about. So, no it wasn't a threat. And no I wouldn't feel threatened either. I'd say "So?"
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That's really pretty sad. I'm also from Texas, but I speak English and Spanish fluently, having taught engineering courses and written engineering reports in Spanish and made a living as a translator. My mother was German and I was at one time fluent in German. I learned conversational Khmer and Vietnamese and Laotian, but now only remember some phrases and the names of the characters/letters. When I went to Indonesia, after 2 weeks, I taught the last day of class in Bahasa Indonesian. I also worked for a French company and learned to read that pretty well, although I never practiced enough to get the pronunciation correct. Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?
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Wow, some morons are downvoting your rather polite post. :wtf:
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First, she didn't say "I fire .45ACP" she said "I speak .45ACP". And like I said, I sincerely doubt the guy understood what she was talking about. So, no it wasn't a threat. And no I wouldn't feel threatened either. I'd say "So?"
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First, she didn't say "I fire .45ACP" she said "I speak .45ACP".
What's the difference? You are splitting hairs to try and justify using threatening language where none was justified.
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That's really pretty sad. I'm also from Texas, but I speak English and Spanish fluently, having taught engineering courses and written engineering reports in Spanish and made a living as a translator. My mother was German and I was at one time fluent in German. I learned conversational Khmer and Vietnamese and Laotian, but now only remember some phrases and the names of the characters/letters. When I went to Indonesia, after 2 weeks, I taught the last day of class in Bahasa Indonesian. I also worked for a French company and learned to read that pretty well, although I never practiced enough to get the pronunciation correct. Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote:
Doesn't it bother you to be so limited as to speak only 1 language?
Why should this be considered a bad thing? It's apparently keeping the translator business going. Most people have better things to do than learning to say "Where's the bathroom" 50 different ways.
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Alright, that's it. I'm from Ireland, where these days it is unusual to be able to acquire almost any item of household goods, furniture or food without having to negotiate a fairly thick Eastern European or Far Eastern accent due to the hordes of foreign students paying their way through our colleges with their labours. Certainly many people may find it trying, and the less well-off/educated denizens of the Emerald Isle aften take out their frustrations on them, particularly when drunk and coked out of it at 4 in the morning on their re-mortgaging profits. But the idea that two Hispanic shop attendants who are trying to help you and your redneck wife receive that kind of treatment for speaking in a language more familiar to them when speaking amongst themselves is abusive and disgusting, if not outright racist. Dressed up as humour, it's even more nauseating. The fact that this was presumably during office hours, and presumably without the malign influence of alcohol, means that there is even less excuse. If you write code abroad as part of a team of foreign contractors, do you get laughed at for discussing things with your associate in English? No probably not because you spend all of your time knee deep in Raytheons or whatever, or building moats and congratulating yourself on living in the land of the free. You get away with this puerile line of gun-totin', right-on horseshit on these forums because you're a good coder and generally funny, but on this occasion It's anything but. You, sir, are a disgrace.
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There was no threat. She wasn't carrying and don't try to tell me that quoting a bullet size to someone who's probably ignorant of its meaning is a threat. Especially when it's out-of-context and you're not carrying.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von BraunWhere you there too, or did you just forget to switch from the sock puppet account John?
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