Just call me 'The Doctor'
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ChrisElston wrote:
Next time on a plane try doing more drinking and less thinking would be my advice.
Wow I thought he had the opposite problem... :laugh:
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave
On the plane a 12oz cup of coffee was 2.35 GBP. A 1 litre bottle of Vodka 11 GBP. Now which offers the best value for money? "Oh trolley dolly, 1 bottle of Vodka please" ;P
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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Uh no. Time is a feature of the Universe. Locally, we get our time from the Earth itself and the Sun.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun52. Time is the Corruption of Man.[^]
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave
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During a flight back from Egypt, it occured to me, whilst resetting my watch back yo UK time, that the the whole world gets its time from England (Greenwich to be precise). As I mused over this fact, I was lead to summise that not only does England dictate the time to the world, but that this must also mean the English are the Lords of Time, ergo me being English, that would make me a Time Lord. :-D
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
I get the time from the voices in my head. the only time it gets confusing is when one voice is slightly off from the other voices.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Next time on a plane try doing more drinking and less thinking would be my advice.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
Next time on a plane try doing more drinking and less thinking would be my advice.
Removed excess verbosity.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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On the plane a 12oz cup of coffee was 2.35 GBP. A 1 litre bottle of Vodka 11 GBP. Now which offers the best value for money? "Oh trolley dolly, 1 bottle of Vodka please" ;P
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
I see you've got your math and your priorities right! 5+
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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I get my time from The Stones[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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During a flight back from Egypt, it occured to me, whilst resetting my watch back yo UK time, that the the whole world gets its time from England (Greenwich to be precise). As I mused over this fact, I was lead to summise that not only does England dictate the time to the world, but that this must also mean the English are the Lords of Time, ergo me being English, that would make me a Time Lord. :-D
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
Steven J Jowett wrote:
whilst resetting my watch back to UK time
exactly. :-D if you want to return to the British Empire, you'll have to reset it even more.
Luc Pattyn [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum
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I get the time from the voices in my head. the only time it gets confusing is when one voice is slightly off from the other voices.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997That does get annoying when that happens! Doesn't it? That does get annoying when that happens! Doesn't it? That does get annoying when that happens! Doesn't it? That does get annoying when that happens! Doesn't it? That does get annoying when that happens! Doesn't it? That does get annoying when that happens! Doesn't it? Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! :-D
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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I get my time from The Stones[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
You have clockwork kidneys?
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During a flight back from Egypt, it occured to me, whilst resetting my watch back yo UK time, that the the whole world gets its time from England (Greenwich to be precise). As I mused over this fact, I was lead to summise that not only does England dictate the time to the world, but that this must also mean the English are the Lords of Time, ergo me being English, that would make me a Time Lord. :-D
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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During a flight back from Egypt, it occured to me, whilst resetting my watch back yo UK time, that the the whole world gets its time from England (Greenwich to be precise). As I mused over this fact, I was lead to summise that not only does England dictate the time to the world, but that this must also mean the English are the Lords of Time, ergo me being English, that would make me a Time Lord. :-D
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
So, which is it? The Doctor or Time Lord? Or maybe Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick[^].
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
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You have clockwork kidneys?
I went to hospital and they put me in dialysis. I told the Doctor he was taking the piss.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I get the time from the voices in my head. the only time it gets confusing is when one voice is slightly off from the other voices.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I get the time from the voices in my head.
Yes, but what language do these "voices" speak in? :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I get the time from the voices in my head.
Yes, but what language do these "voices" speak in? :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
So, which is it? The Doctor or Time Lord? Or maybe Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick[^].
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
Someone's been watching spongebob square pants :-D
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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So, which is it? The Doctor or Time Lord? Or maybe Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick[^].
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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Actually thinking about it, I think I'd perfer to be "The Master" :mad:
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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Someone's been watching spongebob square pants :-D
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
Someone has children.
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
