Just call me 'The Doctor'
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During a flight back from Egypt, it occured to me, whilst resetting my watch back yo UK time, that the the whole world gets its time from England (Greenwich to be precise). As I mused over this fact, I was lead to summise that not only does England dictate the time to the world, but that this must also mean the English are the Lords of Time, ergo me being English, that would make me a Time Lord. :-D
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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During a flight back from Egypt, it occured to me, whilst resetting my watch back yo UK time, that the the whole world gets its time from England (Greenwich to be precise). As I mused over this fact, I was lead to summise that not only does England dictate the time to the world, but that this must also mean the English are the Lords of Time, ergo me being English, that would make me a Time Lord. :-D
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
So, which is it? The Doctor or Time Lord? Or maybe Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick[^].
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
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You have clockwork kidneys?
I went to hospital and they put me in dialysis. I told the Doctor he was taking the piss.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I get the time from the voices in my head. the only time it gets confusing is when one voice is slightly off from the other voices.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I get the time from the voices in my head.
Yes, but what language do these "voices" speak in? :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I get the time from the voices in my head.
Yes, but what language do these "voices" speak in? :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
So, which is it? The Doctor or Time Lord? Or maybe Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick[^].
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
Someone's been watching spongebob square pants :-D
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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So, which is it? The Doctor or Time Lord? Or maybe Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick[^].
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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Actually thinking about it, I think I'd perfer to be "The Master" :mad:
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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Someone's been watching spongebob square pants :-D
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
Someone has children.
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
