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    jerry0davis
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    • 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

    • 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.

    • 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts

    • 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

    • 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

    • British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

    • 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

    • 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

    • A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

    • 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. and finally.........

    • In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo RULE BRITANNIA! :-O:-O


      I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe Jeremy Davis http://www.astad.org
      http://www.jvf.co.uk

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      • 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

      • 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.

      • 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts

      • 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

      • 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

      • British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

      • 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

      • 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

      • A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

      • 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. and finally.........

      • In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo RULE BRITANNIA! :-O:-O


        I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe Jeremy Davis http://www.astad.org
        http://www.jvf.co.uk

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      Simon Walton
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      :-O Oh wait, I'm not English. That means I'm not British... :rolleyes:

      Simon Walton
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        • 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

        • 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.

        • 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts

        • 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

        • 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

        • British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

        • 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

        • 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

        • A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

        • 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. and finally.........

        • In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo RULE BRITANNIA! :-O:-O


          I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe Jeremy Davis http://www.astad.org
          http://www.jvf.co.uk

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        Paul Watson
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        Jeremy Davis wrote: 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. I don't get that one. When I was younger we often used to stick those 9volt batteries on our tongues. It tasted sour and gave a light buzz, nothing more. So how do people die from it?

        Paul Watson
        Bluegrass
        Cape Town, South Africa

        Paul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...

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          Jeremy Davis wrote: 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. I don't get that one. When I was younger we often used to stick those 9volt batteries on our tongues. It tasted sour and gave a light buzz, nothing more. So how do people die from it?

          Paul Watson
          Bluegrass
          Cape Town, South Africa

          Paul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...

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          Simon Walton
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          Paul Watson wrote: So how do people die from it? By discovering it's a UPS battery just at the last minute. :D

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            Jeremy Davis wrote: 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. I don't get that one. When I was younger we often used to stick those 9volt batteries on our tongues. It tasted sour and gave a light buzz, nothing more. So how do people die from it?

            Paul Watson
            Bluegrass
            Cape Town, South Africa

            Paul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...

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            Daniel Turini
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            Paul Watson wrote: It tasted sour and gave a light buzz, nothing more. So how do people die from it? Maybe leaky batteries ? :confused: I see dumb people

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              Jeremy Davis wrote: 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. I don't get that one. When I was younger we often used to stick those 9volt batteries on our tongues. It tasted sour and gave a light buzz, nothing more. So how do people die from it?

              Paul Watson
              Bluegrass
              Cape Town, South Africa

              Paul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...

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              Michael P Butler
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              Paul Watson wrote: I don't get that one. Probably because it is a joke and therefore a made up statistic- but you (like the rest of us) have done it so we can see the humour. Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen

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                • 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

                • 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.

                • 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts

                • 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

                • 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

                • British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

                • 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

                • 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

                • A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

                • 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. and finally.........

                • In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo RULE BRITANNIA! :-O:-O


                  I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe Jeremy Davis http://www.astad.org
                  http://www.jvf.co.uk

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                Chris Hambleton
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                I'd never heard of "cracker pulling" before -- definitely looks like a British-only (ok, Canadian too) custom that didn't quite make it big in the US... :) _"No one goes to hell because of their sin, but because of rejecting God's method of salvation: His Son's life for yours..."

                "It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." --Samuel Adams_

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                  Paul Watson wrote: So how do people die from it? By discovering it's a UPS battery just at the last minute. :D

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                  Paul Watson
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                  Simon Walton wrote: By discovering it's a UPS battery just at the last minute. I shouldn't laugh but LOL, yes you are probably right. Like those idiots who test their car batteries by trying to quickly brush both terminals X|

                  Paul Watson
                  Bluegrass
                  Cape Town, South Africa

                  Paul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...

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                    Simon Walton wrote: By discovering it's a UPS battery just at the last minute. I shouldn't laugh but LOL, yes you are probably right. Like those idiots who test their car batteries by trying to quickly brush both terminals X|

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Paul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...

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                    Marc Clifton
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                    Hey, I've done that! :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
                    Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
                    Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka

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                      Paul Watson wrote: I don't get that one. Probably because it is a joke and therefore a made up statistic- but you (like the rest of us) have done it so we can see the humour. Michael Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round -- Queen

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                      jerry0davis
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                      Michael P Butler wrote: Probably because it is a joke and therefore a made up statistic- but you (like the rest of us) have done it so we can see the humour. You're probably right, but it only takes a few uA to kill. It's just that our skin is a good insulator. Given the right conditions..... Or perhaps the voltage jolt stopped their hearts??? Anyway I've had a 1MV shock off a vandagraph generator (sp?) and was OK, it just hurt a bit. However a shock off a colour TV tube, now that hurt!!!


                      I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe Jeremy Davis http://www.astad.org
                      http://www.jvf.co.uk

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                        Jeremy Davis wrote: 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. I don't get that one. When I was younger we often used to stick those 9volt batteries on our tongues. It tasted sour and gave a light buzz, nothing more. So how do people die from it?

                        Paul Watson
                        Bluegrass
                        Cape Town, South Africa

                        Paul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...

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                        Maybe since its a fairly small battery they get a shock (sic) and swallow it ? The tigress is here :-D

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                          Michael P Butler wrote: Probably because it is a joke and therefore a made up statistic- but you (like the rest of us) have done it so we can see the humour. You're probably right, but it only takes a few uA to kill. It's just that our skin is a good insulator. Given the right conditions..... Or perhaps the voltage jolt stopped their hearts??? Anyway I've had a 1MV shock off a vandagraph generator (sp?) and was OK, it just hurt a bit. However a shock off a colour TV tube, now that hurt!!!


                          I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe Jeremy Davis http://www.astad.org
                          http://www.jvf.co.uk

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                          Jeremy Davis wrote: but it only takes a few uA to kill. True, but the current has to flow across a path that includes the heart or other vital organ. Two terminals pressed to the tongue provide a perfectly safe path that can't possibly cause a fatality, at least not by direct electric shock. It's possible, I suppose, that someone with problems in the nervous system might die of the sensation in the nerves, but shock would not be the cause of death. Jeremy Davis wrote: However a shock off a colour TV tube, now that hurt!!! Ouch!!! That definitely smarts! Automobile ignition circuits are fun, too! "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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                            • 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

                            • 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.

                            • 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts

                            • 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

                            • 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

                            • British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

                            • 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

                            • 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

                            • A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

                            • 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. and finally.........

                            • In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo RULE BRITANNIA! :-O:-O


                              I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe Jeremy Davis http://www.astad.org
                              http://www.jvf.co.uk

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                            David Wulff
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                            Jeremy Davis wrote: 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. I've done that, it never did me any harm... :suss: Jeremy Davis wrote: 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in. :omg: Jeremy Davis wrote: 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts :omg: Jeremy Davis wrote: 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. Make that 59... I took the top of the middle finger on my right hand with a kitchen knife I was using to loosen a screw on the back of a remote. :-O Jeremy Davis wrote: 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. I know I should laugh, but it is only natural selection at work, so... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Jeremy Davis wrote: British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents :eek: Jeremy Davis wrote: 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet Understandable I suppose. Jeremy Davis wrote: 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth Only 18?! I say we start a movement to buy smokers flamable wollen garments for xmas to say thank you for all the crap we have to put up with daily thanks to them. Jeremy Davis wrote: A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth What dick heads, I mean honestly for fecks sake people - get your friend to do it. Sheesh. :rolleyes: Jeremy Davis wrote: 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. Oh my, how would that work? :~ Jeremy Davis wrote: In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo I can't laugh at this one because it is kind of understandable. :((

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