Carrers

[Lost User]

Christian Graus wrote: I'd probably try to get a job as the Queen, or the Pope. He doesn't qualify for one if he's a man or for the other if he's had sex (with a consenting female of the apropriate age that is). :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

[Jeremy Falcon]

ﻡﺟﻧ_Najm wrote: im sorta interested in respect and money Pimp, druglord, or mafia. Take your pick. :) Jeremy Falcon Imputek Excrement escapes everyone - even elders.

[Marc Clifton]

Dang. The first thing you need to do to get a job that pays well and that gives respect is learn how to spell. Career. Not carrers engineering. Not enginerring You might want to learn that it's "I", not "i", and "you", not "u", "thanks" not "thx", and "your" not "ur". And how about trying to form a complete thought in a single sentence? How are you ever going to get that "Piled Higher and Deeper"??? :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka

[Michael P Butler]

Hmm, reminds me of this http://discuss.fogcreek.com/joelonsoftware/default.asp?cmd=show&ixPost=23081&ixReplies=32[^] Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

[l a u r e n]

u can get good pay by being good at ur job u can get respect by working hard there is no short cut to these things

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[converdb]

ﻡﺟﻧ_Najm wrote: what math / enginerring / programming etc. related job pays the most ? and gives the most respect. Money, respect, uhmm... very interesting... I think being a priest is the best option. :rolleyes: Just three words: void main(void)

[realJSOP]

I know a guy that got a job as a watercloset receptical evacuator designer. He said it doesn't look complicated, but that timing is everything. He had to perform quite a long-winded calculation for the task at hand, and he got paid a monstrous amount of money for his efforts. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

[realJSOP]

lauren wrote: u can get good pay by being good at ur job u can get respect by working hard there is no short cut to these things The ironically funny part of your post is that you took shortcuts with the word "You" and "your", followed by the claim that "there is no shortcut to these things". LOLOLOL ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

[l a u r e n]

hey! i have special dispensation to shorten words cos im a lazy bitch who hates typin stuf u dont need to understand what im sayin get? :laugh:

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"traffic lights are for people who can't make their own decisions"
biz stuff   about me

[realJSOP]

You came *here* to find respect? Oh, wait... This isn't the soapbox... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

[Rob Graham]

Michael Martin wrote: He doesn't qualify for one if he's a man I don't know about that, we have a fair number of male queens here in the US...:-D Some ideas are so stupid that only an intellectual could have thought of them - George Orwell

[realJSOP]

I applied for the The Pope position, but they said I wasn't qualified because I didn't appear to have any experience in matters of sex. I got kind pissed and told em I would gladly have checked a box if they had one labelled like so:

Only with women of legal age/consent and without invoking the "wrath of God" clause if they refused my advances

Actually I knew I wasn't gonna get the job when I saw a box I couldn't check under the same section labelled:

Small children and other members of my parish (pant, pant, drool - YEAH BABY!)

I just didn't have the requirements they were looking for... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

[Shog9 0]

And all this in a thread titled "Carrers"... :rolleyes: :laugh:

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Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under

[Lost User]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Small children and other members of my parish (pant, pant, drool - YEAH BABY!)

Exactly the sort of experience I thought was a prerequisite for the job. Kind of explains why the whole 'Gee, I think I will choose a job where I can't have sex' idea didn't appeal to me. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

[Roger Wright]

Paul Watson wrote: office hour prostitution Maybe a lobbyist? "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

On a website devoted to programming.. :) -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.

[Chris Austin]

ﻡﺟﻧ_Najm wrote: dont wanna work a lot of hrs a week I'd say you should shoot for being a housewife. I hate working excessive hours as much as anybody else but, nothing worthwile comes easy. Fill me with your knowledge, your wisdom, your coffee.

[ColinDavies]

I think you should look for straight manual labor , as your typing and English skills don't see good enough to do anything technical. Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

[Nitron]

Michael A. Barnhart wrote: If you are not doing something you like, you will not be dedicating yourself to something that others will respect you for. Most will be good paying if you are good and not if you are just getting by. I most certainly concur! If you are in it for the money, you will be a slave to your job, whatever it is. If you love what you do and get to "play" all day when people pay you for it, now that's a job! Imagine getting to play $200,000 video games everyday... :cool::cool::cool: - Nitron

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"Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb

[Nitron]

someone's in a good mood :rolleyes: - Nitron

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"Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb