Carrers
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I applied for the The Pope position, but they said I wasn't qualified because I didn't appear to have any experience in matters of sex. I got kind pissed and told em I would gladly have checked a box if they had one labelled like so:
Only with women of legal age/consent and without invoking the "wrath of God" clause if they refused my advancesActually I knew I wasn't gonna get the job when I saw a box I couldn't check under the same section labelled:Small children and other members of my parish (pant, pant, drool - YEAH BABY!)I just didn't have the requirements they were looking for... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature endsJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Small children and other members of my parish (pant, pant, drool - YEAH BABY!)Exactly the sort of experience I thought was a prerequisite for the job. Kind of explains why the whole 'Gee, I think I will choose a job where I can't have sex' idea didn't appeal to me. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002 -
Rob Graham wrote: prostitution is likely your best bet He does not want to work long hours and by that I also assume he does not want to work odd hours. So unless office hour prostitution is a growing business he should steer clear.
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaPaul Watson wrote: "The Labia [cinema]... ...was opened by Princess Labia in May 1949..." Christian Graus wrote: See, I told you it was a nice name for a girl...
Paul Watson wrote: office hour prostitution Maybe a lobbyist? "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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And all this in a thread titled "Carrers"... :rolleyes: :laugh:
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Shog9 The siren sings a lonely song - of all the wants and hungers The lust of love a brute desire - the ledge of life goes under
On a website devoted to programming.. :) -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.
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Hey, i got a few questions. thought u guys would know since ur already there....what math / enginerring / programming etc. related job pays the most ? and gives the most respect. it doesnt need to included programming...anythign related to math / engineering...is a PhD gonna help ? im at a stage of life where i need to make decision quickly. im sorta interested in respect and money...doctor wouldve been it but i HATE biology...the only thing i like is engineering..or math related things...and i wanna know FROM those, which job are the best...pay, respect, easiness wise..like i dont wanna work a lot of hrs a week...etc...i want to know a industry which will grow in future...obviously, dot com is bust... hmm..any ideas guys? or gals? thx a lot for ur help.
ﻡﺟﻧ_Najm wrote: dont wanna work a lot of hrs a week I'd say you should shoot for being a housewife. I hate working excessive hours as much as anybody else but, nothing worthwile comes easy. Fill me with your knowledge, your wisdom, your coffee.
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Hey, i got a few questions. thought u guys would know since ur already there....what math / enginerring / programming etc. related job pays the most ? and gives the most respect. it doesnt need to included programming...anythign related to math / engineering...is a PhD gonna help ? im at a stage of life where i need to make decision quickly. im sorta interested in respect and money...doctor wouldve been it but i HATE biology...the only thing i like is engineering..or math related things...and i wanna know FROM those, which job are the best...pay, respect, easiness wise..like i dont wanna work a lot of hrs a week...etc...i want to know a industry which will grow in future...obviously, dot com is bust... hmm..any ideas guys? or gals? thx a lot for ur help.
I think you should look for straight manual labor , as your typing and English skills don't see good enough to do anything technical. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
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If you are not doing something you like, you will not be dedicating yourself to something that others will respect you for. Most will be good paying if you are good and not if you are just getting by. If you want money become a lawyer. If you want respect do not. "I will find a new sig someday."
Michael A. Barnhart wrote: If you are not doing something you like, you will not be dedicating yourself to something that others will respect you for. Most will be good paying if you are good and not if you are just getting by. I most certainly concur! If you are in it for the money, you will be a slave to your job, whatever it is. If you love what you do and get to "play" all day when people pay you for it, now that's a job! Imagine getting to play $200,000 video games everyday... :cool::cool::cool: - Nitron
"Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb
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someone's in a good mood :rolleyes: - Nitron
"Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb
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Actually, don't know for sure but I bet an intellectual property lawyer makes the most of them all. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Short-term web programming jobs seem to pay the most for this field of work round this part of the country. They typically last about three months and they pay about £20 an hour 40h/w. Whilst that isn't especially high for the job once you get into a city like London, in this small part of the world that is about 80% more than the normal paying wage for a full time job in this field. I haven't been looking at the other fields so I can't talk about them, sorry.
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
'Real' programming gets you more - while the market is somewhat suppressed atm, during the last peak in the later half of 2000 temporary Java positions were commanding rates iro £60/hr - C++ even managed around £50. Now, however, it's around the mid to high 30's for both. Phil
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ﻡﺟﻧ_Najm wrote: what math / enginerring / programming etc. related job pays the most ? and gives the most respect. :laugh: They all pay well and none get any respect. Paul Pleasently caving in, I come undone - Queens of the Stone Age, No One Knows
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I think you should look for straight manual labor , as your typing and English skills don't see good enough to do anything technical. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.
I'll second that one... Improve your (not ur) skills - and the rest will hopefully come by itself. Sorry. - this is NOT a signature !
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'Real' programming gets you more - while the market is somewhat suppressed atm, during the last peak in the later half of 2000 temporary Java positions were commanding rates iro £60/hr - C++ even managed around £50. Now, however, it's around the mid to high 30's for both. Phil
Mid to high 30's is considered a £200K a year job with a company car and house round this part of the country (Devon and Cornwall), unless I've been looking in totally the wrong direction. :(( :~
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk