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    Jim Crafton
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    Humanity is not going to blow itself up, or release some catastrophic deadly genetically engineered disease, or be brought down by the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Nope, we're just going to blissfully walk off a cliff with our "smart" phones stuck to our collective faces: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/08/pox_party/[^] Oh my God. Now, I don't have kids, but seriously, going on Facepalm to organize stuff like this? Please tell me this is a joke, otherwise Idiocracy[^] is beginning to look positively optimistic!

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Humanity is not going to blow itself up, or release some catastrophic deadly genetically engineered disease, or be brought down by the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Nope, we're just going to blissfully walk off a cliff with our "smart" phones stuck to our collective faces: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/08/pox_party/[^] Oh my God. Now, I don't have kids, but seriously, going on Facepalm to organize stuff like this? Please tell me this is a joke, otherwise Idiocracy[^] is beginning to look positively optimistic!

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Maximilien
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      It's not the kid, it's stupid, uneducated parents.

      Watched code never compiles.

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        It's not the kid, it's stupid, uneducated parents.

        Watched code never compiles.

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        Kenneth Ballard
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        There are some parents who would go to any length to avoid vaccinating their children, and because finding other children in your area who are infected with chicken pox is becoming more difficult by the year, these parents have had to turn elsewhere. I wonder how those parents will react with DHS comes knocking on their doors to talk about contagions sent through the mail...

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          Humanity is not going to blow itself up, or release some catastrophic deadly genetically engineered disease, or be brought down by the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Nope, we're just going to blissfully walk off a cliff with our "smart" phones stuck to our collective faces: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/08/pox_party/[^] Oh my God. Now, I don't have kids, but seriously, going on Facepalm to organize stuff like this? Please tell me this is a joke, otherwise Idiocracy[^] is beginning to look positively optimistic!

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          I saw something on the squauk box about this. It's only illegal to send contaminated stuff through the post. AFAIK, you're supposed to send it via FedEx.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            I saw something on the squauk box about this. It's only illegal to send contaminated stuff through the post. AFAIK, you're supposed to send it via FedEx.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Jim Crafton
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            Oh, well in that case I feel much better!!! :rolleyes:

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              Oh, well in that case I feel much better!!! :rolleyes:

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              And remember that alcohol kills germs, so drink a lot and you won't get sick. :-D


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                I saw something on the squauk box about this. It's only illegal to send contaminated stuff through the post. AFAIK, you're supposed to send it via FedEx.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Henry Minute
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                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                AFAIK, you're supposed to send it via FedEx.

                You appear to have been mis-informed. The only licensed carrier is DHL. (Dirty Horrible Lollipops)

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  AFAIK, you're supposed to send it via FedEx.

                  You appear to have been mis-informed. The only licensed carrier is DHL. (Dirty Horrible Lollipops)

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Surely it's past your bed-time Mr 'Enry?


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    AFAIK, you're supposed to send it via FedEx.

                    You appear to have been mis-informed. The only licensed carrier is DHL. (Dirty Horrible Lollipops)

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                    clientSurfer
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                    Henry Minute wrote:

                    The only licensed carrier is DHL. (Dirty Horrible Lollipops)

                    :|

                    "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon

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                      Surely it's past your bed-time Mr 'Enry?


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Henry Minute
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                      It's barely past the watersheet watershed, young Willy. Have you miscalculated due to DST (damned sub-standard tonic) adjustments?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        It's barely past the watersheet watershed, young Willy. Have you miscalculated due to DST (damned sub-standard tonic) adjustments?

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        I've got the time down as just coming up to 10pm PST [proper sensible time] or in my case beer o'clock. Luckily there is imported pilsner aplenty. I shall go and have a0 beer shortly. 0 The indefinite article is used in the non-specific form and is in no way indicative of quantity.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          It's not the kid, it's stupid, uneducated parents.

                          Watched code never compiles.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Here be truth!

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                            I've got the time down as just coming up to 10pm PST [proper sensible time] or in my case beer o'clock. Luckily there is imported pilsner aplenty. I shall go and have a0 beer shortly. 0 The indefinite article is used in the non-specific form and is in no way indicative of quantity.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                            is in no way indicative of quantity

                            Or indeed Quality!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                              is in no way indicative of quantity

                              Or indeed Quality!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Or indeed Quality!

                              It's Pilsner Urquell, so I think the quality is pretty well guaranteed.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Or indeed Quality!

                                It's Pilsner Urquell, so I think the quality is pretty well guaranteed.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Ah, Imported. There is much to be said about US Beer, but not much of it is good.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  And remember that alcohol kills germs, so drink a lot and you won't get sick. :-D


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  lewax00
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                                  That's my health plan. "I think that meat was under cooked...better drink to be safe." :laugh:

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                                    That's my health plan. "I think that meat was under cooked...better drink to be safe." :laugh:

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    "Does this wine travel well?" "Travel Well? I don't know, but it certainly gets from the bottle to my mouth very quickly!"

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                                      I've got the time down as just coming up to 10pm PST [proper sensible time] or in my case beer o'clock. Luckily there is imported pilsner aplenty. I shall go and have a0 beer shortly. 0 The indefinite article is used in the non-specific form and is in no way indicative of quantity.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      Luc Pattyn
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                                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                      a0 beer

                                      Can't believe that; unless a is infinite, a0 equals 1. Are you feeling ill? :)

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        Or indeed Quality!

                                        It's Pilsner Urquell, so I think the quality is pretty well guaranteed.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        Tom Delany
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                                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                        It's Pilsner Urquell

                                        Urkel?[^]

                                        WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                                        • J Jim Crafton

                                          Humanity is not going to blow itself up, or release some catastrophic deadly genetically engineered disease, or be brought down by the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Nope, we're just going to blissfully walk off a cliff with our "smart" phones stuck to our collective faces: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/08/pox_party/[^] Oh my God. Now, I don't have kids, but seriously, going on Facepalm to organize stuff like this? Please tell me this is a joke, otherwise Idiocracy[^] is beginning to look positively optimistic!

                                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                          Lost User
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                                          They keep removing my posts linking articles from infowars.com from that facebook group. Don't they realise vaccination, like fluoride and chemtrails, is just a tool for the One World Government to enslave us to our eugenicist masters?

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