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  • H Henry Minute

    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

    AFAIK, you're supposed to send it via FedEx.

    You appear to have been mis-informed. The only licensed carrier is DHL. (Dirty Horrible Lollipops)

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Surely it's past your bed-time Mr 'Enry?


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • H Henry Minute

      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      AFAIK, you're supposed to send it via FedEx.

      You appear to have been mis-informed. The only licensed carrier is DHL. (Dirty Horrible Lollipops)

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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      clientSurfer
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      Henry Minute wrote:

      The only licensed carrier is DHL. (Dirty Horrible Lollipops)

      :|

      "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Surely it's past your bed-time Mr 'Enry?


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Henry Minute
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        It's barely past the watersheet watershed, young Willy. Have you miscalculated due to DST (damned sub-standard tonic) adjustments?

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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        • H Henry Minute

          It's barely past the watersheet watershed, young Willy. Have you miscalculated due to DST (damned sub-standard tonic) adjustments?

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          I've got the time down as just coming up to 10pm PST [proper sensible time] or in my case beer o'clock. Luckily there is imported pilsner aplenty. I shall go and have a0 beer shortly. 0 The indefinite article is used in the non-specific form and is in no way indicative of quantity.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • M Maximilien

            It's not the kid, it's stupid, uneducated parents.

            Watched code never compiles.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Here be truth!

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              I've got the time down as just coming up to 10pm PST [proper sensible time] or in my case beer o'clock. Luckily there is imported pilsner aplenty. I shall go and have a0 beer shortly. 0 The indefinite article is used in the non-specific form and is in no way indicative of quantity.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Dalek Dave
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              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              is in no way indicative of quantity

              Or indeed Quality!

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                is in no way indicative of quantity

                Or indeed Quality!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Or indeed Quality!

                It's Pilsner Urquell, so I think the quality is pretty well guaranteed.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Or indeed Quality!

                  It's Pilsner Urquell, so I think the quality is pretty well guaranteed.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Ah, Imported. There is much to be said about US Beer, but not much of it is good.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    And remember that alcohol kills germs, so drink a lot and you won't get sick. :-D


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    lewax00
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                    That's my health plan. "I think that meat was under cooked...better drink to be safe." :laugh:

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                    • L lewax00

                      That's my health plan. "I think that meat was under cooked...better drink to be safe." :laugh:

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      "Does this wine travel well?" "Travel Well? I don't know, but it certainly gets from the bottle to my mouth very quickly!"

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        I've got the time down as just coming up to 10pm PST [proper sensible time] or in my case beer o'clock. Luckily there is imported pilsner aplenty. I shall go and have a0 beer shortly. 0 The indefinite article is used in the non-specific form and is in no way indicative of quantity.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Luc Pattyn
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                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                        a0 beer

                        Can't believe that; unless a is infinite, a0 equals 1. Are you feeling ill? :)

                        Luc Pattyn [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Or indeed Quality!

                          It's Pilsner Urquell, so I think the quality is pretty well guaranteed.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Tom Delany
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                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          It's Pilsner Urquell

                          Urkel?[^]

                          WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                          • J Jim Crafton

                            Humanity is not going to blow itself up, or release some catastrophic deadly genetically engineered disease, or be brought down by the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Nope, we're just going to blissfully walk off a cliff with our "smart" phones stuck to our collective faces: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/08/pox_party/[^] Oh my God. Now, I don't have kids, but seriously, going on Facepalm to organize stuff like this? Please tell me this is a joke, otherwise Idiocracy[^] is beginning to look positively optimistic!

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                            Lost User
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                            They keep removing my posts linking articles from infowars.com from that facebook group. Don't they realise vaccination, like fluoride and chemtrails, is just a tool for the One World Government to enslave us to our eugenicist masters?

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