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  • S S Houghtelin

    Should be more like Dave is reckon his liver, not sure anyone would want it just as he said. :laugh: Stay away from hotels that have ice in the bathtubs. :laugh:

    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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    Dalek Dave
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    My liver is on a holiday at the moment, off the grog for a while.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      On a serious note, there are whole markets for organ harvesting in the third world where people will sell kidneys for relatively small sums. And then there is the 'Burking' that also happens, for the right price. Totally immoral, but it happens.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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      I did a google search for "burking[^]" and the 8th result was "Burger King". :~ Hmmmmm...

      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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      • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

        I did a google search for "burking[^]" and the 8th result was "Burger King". :~ Hmmmmm...

        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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        Dalek Dave
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        pssst, you may want to check the link!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

          I did a google search for "burking[^]" and the 8th result was "Burger King". :~ Hmmmmm...

          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
          You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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          S Houghtelin
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          ahmed zahmed wrote:

          "Burger King". :~

          Burker King, I've lost my appetite. X|

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            My liver is on a holiday at the moment, off the grog for a while.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            S Houghtelin
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            Giving the body a break? There was a number years where I had no intrest in the brew. I would buy a case and it would last me several months where the ones that were consumed were by visitors. Now that I'm back in a band again, a little liquid courage halps to calm the stage fright some what.

            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              This[^] is a serious, genuine website. You couldn't make it up! My Bro just sent me this, I had to pass it on. The head line doesn't help to change the views of the goyim.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Judah Gabriel Himango
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              You have to understand, the Jewish religion attempts to legislate and govern every possible area of a Jew's life. There are rulings on how to tie shoes, which leg to place in the pant first, and what blessing to say when one sees a monkey[^]. It should be no surprise there are religious rulings on the lawfulness of selling organs, even if that sits into the cliche of Jews being rich/always trying to make a dollar.

              My Messianic Jewish blog: Kineti L'Tziyon My software blog: Debugger.Break() Judah Himango

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              • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                You have to understand, the Jewish religion attempts to legislate and govern every possible area of a Jew's life. There are rulings on how to tie shoes, which leg to place in the pant first, and what blessing to say when one sees a monkey[^]. It should be no surprise there are religious rulings on the lawfulness of selling organs, even if that sits into the cliche of Jews being rich/always trying to make a dollar.

                My Messianic Jewish blog: Kineti L'Tziyon My software blog: Debugger.Break() Judah Himango

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                Garth J Lancaster
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                Judah Himango wrote:

                ...even if that sits into the cliche of Jews being rich/always trying to make a dollar.

                that's being a bit harsh on your own people/faith .. besides, its Dalek Dave who's the bean-counter oh, er, I mean accountant !

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                  This[^] is a serious, genuine website. You couldn't make it up! My Bro just sent me this, I had to pass it on. The head line doesn't help to change the views of the goyim.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Dr Walt Fair PE
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  The head line doesn't help to change the views of the goyim.

                  Are you or they doing "the dance" while waiting in line for the head, or what?

                  CQ de W5ALT

                  Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                    You have to understand, the Jewish religion attempts to legislate and govern every possible area of a Jew's life. There are rulings on how to tie shoes, which leg to place in the pant first, and what blessing to say when one sees a monkey[^]. It should be no surprise there are religious rulings on the lawfulness of selling organs, even if that sits into the cliche of Jews being rich/always trying to make a dollar.

                    My Messianic Jewish blog: Kineti L'Tziyon My software blog: Debugger.Break() Judah Himango

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                    leckey76
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                    Totally agree. I actually consulted a rabbi about piercings and tattoos. (I'm Reform, so he said that piercings were okay since the holes could disappear, but not tattoos.)

                    Blog updated as of Nov 2011!!! http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com Regarding the passing of Andy Rooney, a quote from myself: "I always loved his curmudgeonly rants as an existential part of my bitchy self"

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                    • G Garth J Lancaster

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      The head line doesn't help to change the views of the goyim.

                      maybe - but at least they are discussing the issue(s), unlike most of the community who seem to put their head in the sand ! and, ignoring the $$ issues, if your brother needed a kidney, are you telling me you wouldnt give him one/consider it ?

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                      Rage
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                      Garth J Lancaster wrote:

                      if your brother needed a kidney, are you telling me you wouldnt give him one/consider it ?

                      He would sell him one. :rolleyes:

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                      • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                        You have to understand, the Jewish religion attempts to legislate and govern every possible area of a Jew's life. There are rulings on how to tie shoes, which leg to place in the pant first, and what blessing to say when one sees a monkey[^]. It should be no surprise there are religious rulings on the lawfulness of selling organs, even if that sits into the cliche of Jews being rich/always trying to make a dollar.

                        My Messianic Jewish blog: Kineti L'Tziyon My software blog: Debugger.Break() Judah Himango

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                        Vivi Chellappa
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                        I am curious so can you tell me which leg I should put into my pants first? Hindus like to be on the good side of all Gods so it couldn't hurt if I put mypants on the correct Jewish way! :laugh:

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          This[^] is a serious, genuine website. You couldn't make it up! My Bro just sent me this, I had to pass it on. The head line doesn't help to change the views of the goyim.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Slacker007
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                          check it[^] I think it's Oi vey...with an "e". ;)

                          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                            check it[^] I think it's Oi vey...with an "e". ;)

                            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I'm such a schmegeggy

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                              I'm such a schmegeggy

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                              Slacker007
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              I'm such a schmegeggy

                              I don't think so. I'm just busting your balls. :)

                              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                              • G Garth J Lancaster

                                Judah Himango wrote:

                                ...even if that sits into the cliche of Jews being rich/always trying to make a dollar.

                                that's being a bit harsh on your own people/faith .. besides, its Dalek Dave who's the bean-counter oh, er, I mean accountant !

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                                Judah Gabriel Himango
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                                :-) Well, there is a cliche about Jews always being rich. (Hint: it's not reality!)

                                My Messianic Jewish blog: Kineti L'Tziyon My software blog: Debugger.Break() Judah Himango

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                                • V Vivi Chellappa

                                  I am curious so can you tell me which leg I should put into my pants first? Hindus like to be on the good side of all Gods so it couldn't hurt if I put mypants on the correct Jewish way! :laugh:

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                                  Judah Gabriel Himango
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                                  Well, in Judaism it's a bit different. God, the God of Bible (the one Jews and Christians follow), didn't actually legislate this. But over time, Jewish religious leaders ruled on all kinds of thing that the Bible remains silent on. Those rulings are considered binding by some Jews. So it's not that God actually told us what leg to put in the pants first, but that somewhere, sometime, the question was asked by a Jew and was answered and ruled on by Jewish religious leaders.

                                  My Messianic Jewish blog: Kineti L'Tziyon My software blog: Debugger.Break() Judah Himango

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