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    Dan Mos
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    IBM(I'm Being MentalTM) just filled for a patent to naturally make the digital files age over time. Linky I mean if I want a photo to look older I'll apply a blodoy effect in Photoshop or Gimp or waht have you. But no, they want them to get old and one won't be able to recreate the original photo or document. This blows my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below. Clever Code actually. Disclaimer: I'm Being MentalTM is copied from some comments. :)

    All the best, Dan

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      IBM(I'm Being MentalTM) just filled for a patent to naturally make the digital files age over time. Linky I mean if I want a photo to look older I'll apply a blodoy effect in Photoshop or Gimp or waht have you. But no, they want them to get old and one won't be able to recreate the original photo or document. This blows my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below. Clever Code actually. Disclaimer: I'm Being MentalTM is copied from some comments. :)

      All the best, Dan

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      leppie
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      MDL=>Moshu wrote:

      This blow my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below.

      I can't find that, got a link?

      IronScheme
      ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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        MDL=>Moshu wrote:

        This blow my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below.

        I can't find that, got a link?

        IronScheme
        ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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        Dan Mos
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        I edited the original post to include the link :)

        All the best, Dan

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          IBM(I'm Being MentalTM) just filled for a patent to naturally make the digital files age over time. Linky I mean if I want a photo to look older I'll apply a blodoy effect in Photoshop or Gimp or waht have you. But no, they want them to get old and one won't be able to recreate the original photo or document. This blows my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below. Clever Code actually. Disclaimer: I'm Being MentalTM is copied from some comments. :)

          All the best, Dan

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          It's for the internet. The web doesn't forget. Good in some parts - but it can also turn out bad (unwanted facebook-pics e.g.) Therefor should a file format be developed that ages over time and is non valid after a certain time. the developed thingy must be an active file, otherwise it won't age by itself. pretty cool.

          regards Torsten I never finish anyth...

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            IBM(I'm Being MentalTM) just filled for a patent to naturally make the digital files age over time. Linky I mean if I want a photo to look older I'll apply a blodoy effect in Photoshop or Gimp or waht have you. But no, they want them to get old and one won't be able to recreate the original photo or document. This blows my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below. Clever Code actually. Disclaimer: I'm Being MentalTM is copied from some comments. :)

            All the best, Dan

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            Dalek Dave
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            Does that mean I will stay forever young and wonderful, whilst there is a image in a server farm growing older and more gnarled and corrupted?

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              It's for the internet. The web doesn't forget. Good in some parts - but it can also turn out bad (unwanted facebook-pics e.g.) Therefor should a file format be developed that ages over time and is non valid after a certain time. the developed thingy must be an active file, otherwise it won't age by itself. pretty cool.

              regards Torsten I never finish anyth...

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              Dan Mos
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              While I agree that it's cool in a way it's also kind of mental. Oh well, maybe I'm in a mental moode. :rolleyes:

              All the best, Dan

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                IBM(I'm Being MentalTM) just filled for a patent to naturally make the digital files age over time. Linky I mean if I want a photo to look older I'll apply a blodoy effect in Photoshop or Gimp or waht have you. But no, they want them to get old and one won't be able to recreate the original photo or document. This blows my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below. Clever Code actually. Disclaimer: I'm Being MentalTM is copied from some comments. :)

                All the best, Dan

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                PrvtChurch (11/25/2011 3:21 AM):

                this is the STUPIDEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

                And next term, we'll be teaching punctuation and grammatical construction. WTF is 'the history of ever'?


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Does that mean I will stay forever young and wonderful, whilst there is a image in a server farm growing older and more gnarled and corrupted?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Dan Mos
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                  Now that is a cool Patent Ideea. Go for it. :)

                  All the best, Dan

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                    PrvtChurch (11/25/2011 3:21 AM):

                    this is the STUPIDEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

                    And next term, we'll be teaching punctuation and grammatical construction. WTF is 'the history of ever'?


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    Dan Mos
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                    Well it's an app for the lastest Galaxy. MilkyWay it's just too old. :rolleyes:

                    All the best, Dan

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                      Does that mean I will stay forever young and wonderful, whilst there is a image in a server farm growing older and more gnarled and corrupted?

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Which is in direct contrast to the current state of affairs.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Does that mean I will stay forever young and wonderful, whilst there is a image in a server farm growing older and more gnarled and corrupted?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        TorstenH
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                        the photo for your naked ... will suite you all times.

                        regards Torsten When I'm not working

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          PrvtChurch (11/25/2011 3:21 AM):

                          this is the STUPIDEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

                          And next term, we'll be teaching punctuation and grammatical construction. WTF is 'the history of ever'?


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Ever[^] The history of Ever[^]

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Well it's an app for the lastest Galaxy. MilkyWay it's just too old. :rolleyes:

                            All the best, Dan

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I bought that on Mars.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Which is in direct contrast to the current state of affairs.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Gee, thanks pal!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Does that mean I will stay forever young and wonderful, whilst there is a image in a server farm growing older and more gnarled and corrupted?

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Wayne Gaylard
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                                A digital Dorian Gray, perhaps ? :laugh:

                                When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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                                  PrvtChurch (11/25/2011 3:21 AM):

                                  this is the STUPIDEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

                                  And next term, we'll be teaching punctuation and grammatical construction. WTF is 'the history of ever'?


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  Ever [^] The History of Ever [^]

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                    Ever[^] The history of Ever[^]

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    leppie
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                                    I never thought a woman could look like Vinnie Jones. Now it can't be unseen!

                                    IronScheme
                                    ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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                                      I bought that on Mars.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      Dan Mos
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                                      Meh, I very much prefer Twix.

                                      All the best, Dan

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                                      • W Wayne Gaylard

                                        A digital Dorian Gray, perhaps ? :laugh:

                                        When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        That's what I was implying. I was wondering if anyone would recognise the allusion.

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                                          I never thought a woman could look like Vinnie Jones. Now it can't be unseen!

                                          IronScheme
                                          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          leppie wrote:

                                          Now it can't be unseen!

                                          Eye bleach, for when it absolutely must be unseen. :-D


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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