This is just awsome
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Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
How genteel of you 'Enry.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Dorian Gray had the picture done when he was young and good looking. Maybe a bit too late for others ? :~
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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Don't snicker!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Don't snicker!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Oh fudge! Now what were we talking about?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Dorian Gray had the picture done when he was young and good looking. Maybe a bit too late for others ? :~
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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Not to mention what would happen when you accidentally look at it after a careless Google search...
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.Catastrophic, indeed!
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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IBM(I'm Being MentalTM) just filled for a patent to naturally make the digital files age over time. Linky I mean if I want a photo to look older I'll apply a blodoy effect in Photoshop or Gimp or waht have you. But no, they want them to get old and one won't be able to recreate the original photo or document. This blows my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below. Clever Code actually. Disclaimer: I'm Being MentalTM is copied from some comments. :)
All the best, Dan
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Does that mean I will stay forever young and wonderful, whilst there is a image in a server farm growing older and more gnarled and corrupted?
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We were just waiting for you to fling yourself onto a divan(*), and complete the image. (*) The Picture of Dorian Gray was required reading in high school, and my wife has an M.A. in English. 'Nuff said.
Software Zen:
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IBM(I'm Being MentalTM) just filled for a patent to naturally make the digital files age over time. Linky I mean if I want a photo to look older I'll apply a blodoy effect in Photoshop or Gimp or waht have you. But no, they want them to get old and one won't be able to recreate the original photo or document. This blows my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below. Clever Code actually. Disclaimer: I'm Being MentalTM is copied from some comments. :)
All the best, Dan
