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  • A AspDotNetDev

    You have been married too long.

    Somebody in an online forum wrote:

    INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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    Colin Rae
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    :laugh:

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      ...to me! The Lounge is pretty quiet tonight so I may as well bore you all with my presents from the wifey... She gave me a nice right angle drill, which I need to install the patio light that I should have had the builder do... Also an H2G2 DVD, the original BBC series, which I haven't seen in years. And 4 assorted 6-packs of beer, mostly IPAs. We've been married too long... :)

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      _Damian S_
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      Colin Rae wrote:

      She gave me a nice right angle drill

      So I drilled her nicely on the right angle!!

      Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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        Colin Rae wrote:

        She gave me a nice right angle drill

        So I drilled her nicely on the right angle!!

        Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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        AspDotNetDev
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        Depending on her position, that could be very painful. Unless you drilled her at the right angle. ;P

        Somebody in an online forum wrote:

        INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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          ...to me! The Lounge is pretty quiet tonight so I may as well bore you all with my presents from the wifey... She gave me a nice right angle drill, which I need to install the patio light that I should have had the builder do... Also an H2G2 DVD, the original BBC series, which I haven't seen in years. And 4 assorted 6-packs of beer, mostly IPAs. We've been married too long... :)

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          LanFanNinja
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          Happy Birthday! I suggest you get drunk while installing the patio light and then set back and watch some H2G2! ;P

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          • A AspDotNetDev

            Depending on her position, that could be very painful. Unless you drilled her at the right angle. ;P

            Somebody in an online forum wrote:

            INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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            Colin Rae
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            As I said before. I'm still working on the beer!!!

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              Colin Rae wrote:

              She gave me a nice right angle drill,

              Now go give her one.

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              LanFanNinja
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              LMAO!! :laugh:

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              • C Colin Rae

                As I said before. I'm still working on the beer!!!

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                AspDotNetDev
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                You are drilling beer!? To each their own, I suppose.

                Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                  Happy Birthday! I suggest you get drunk while installing the patio light and then set back and watch some H2G2! ;P

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                  Colin Rae
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                  The patio light may get installed this weekend. (It's been sitting in the garage for about a year!) As for the rest, unfortunately I have to (go to) work tomorrow. However, any beer left after tonight will be attacked vigorously, so hopefully it will be gone by Sunday!

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    You are drilling beer!? To each their own, I suppose.

                    Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                    INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                    Colin Rae
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                    AspDotNetDev wrote:

                    drilling drinking beer

                    Drilling the wif... er... maybe not...

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      You are drilling beer!? To each their own, I suppose.

                      Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                      INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                      _Damian S_
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                      Must be a big bottle!!

                      Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                        Must be a big bottle!!

                        Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        I hope so, for Colin and his wife's sake.

                        Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                        INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          I hope so, for Colin and his wife's sake.

                          Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                          INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                          Colin Rae
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                          Yes, I have a big... er... bottle :~

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                            ...to me! The Lounge is pretty quiet tonight so I may as well bore you all with my presents from the wifey... She gave me a nice right angle drill, which I need to install the patio light that I should have had the builder do... Also an H2G2 DVD, the original BBC series, which I haven't seen in years. And 4 assorted 6-packs of beer, mostly IPAs. We've been married too long... :)

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                            clientSurfer
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                            Happy Birthday Sir! Is it still too late too call in for tomorrow...? But then again, they'd KNOW - that it was your birthday. Depending on the climate of the place, it could go either way!

                            "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                              Happy Birthday Sir! Is it still too late too call in for tomorrow...? But then again, they'd KNOW - that it was your birthday. Depending on the climate of the place, it could go either way!

                              "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                              Colin Rae
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                              Thank you Sir! It's pretty relaxed where I work - and I've worked with / for my boss for over 20 years. I could quite easily not show up and turn in a vacation form on Thursday. But... I only have 5 vacation days left to take this year and I intend to take every Friday off and one more day between Christmas and New Year. Besides, the beer consumption has now slowed, and I shall be fit for work in the morning! (I shall redouble my efforts at the weekend!)

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                                Thank you Sir! It's pretty relaxed where I work - and I've worked with / for my boss for over 20 years. I could quite easily not show up and turn in a vacation form on Thursday. But... I only have 5 vacation days left to take this year and I intend to take every Friday off and one more day between Christmas and New Year. Besides, the beer consumption has now slowed, and I shall be fit for work in the morning! (I shall redouble my efforts at the weekend!)

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                                clientSurfer
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                                Nice. Yes with a friend/colleague/boss like that sounds like it'd be fun to be there anyway tomorrow so you can discuss how angle-drilling your wife went... :laugh:

                                "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                                  Nice. Yes with a friend/colleague/boss like that sounds like it'd be fun to be there anyway tomorrow so you can discuss how angle-drilling your wife went... :laugh:

                                  "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                                  Colin Rae
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                                  The beer is done, I am off to bed! (I fear it will go poorly...!)

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                                    The beer is done, I am off to bed! (I fear it will go poorly...!)

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                                    clientSurfer
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                                    Have a great sleep and good day tomorrow... Cheers.

                                    "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                                      The beer is done, I am off to bed! (I fear it will go poorly...!)

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      Just remember to bring your protractor!

                                      Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                                      INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                                        ...to me! The Lounge is pretty quiet tonight so I may as well bore you all with my presents from the wifey... She gave me a nice right angle drill, which I need to install the patio light that I should have had the builder do... Also an H2G2 DVD, the original BBC series, which I haven't seen in years. And 4 assorted 6-packs of beer, mostly IPAs. We've been married too long... :)

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                                        Roger Wright
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                                        Nice gifts, but she's saving the best for last... Happy Birthday, Colin. :-D

                                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                                        • C Colin Rae

                                          I'm multi-tasking! :) Wish I'd taken a day off tomorrow though...

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                                          Albert Holguin
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                                          Never too late... :cough: :cough: ;P

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