Quick Programming Quiz
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Either everyone accepts my score, or someone (most likely multple someones) is gonna die.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Wolves being keeping you up again?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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My history of computing includes Babbage, Church, Turing and McCarthy. The rest are irrelevant! ;P
You list Charlotte Church as evidence of your history of coding. Brave man.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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You list Charlotte Church as evidence of your history of coding. Brave man.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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You list Charlotte Church as evidence of your history of coding. Brave man.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You list Charlotte Church as evidence of your history of coding.
No, I said, Church. I have no idea who Charlotte is. Was referring to the inventor of lambda calculus, Alonzo Church[^].
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I got 7 of 7. ;P An I haven't finished my first cup of coffee yet...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I got a 7, but only because I took a blind guess at the movie question, on the basis that John Travolta was the only suspect without a picture.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You list Charlotte Church as evidence of your history of coding.
No, I said, Church. I have no idea who Charlotte is. Was referring to the inventor of lambda calculus, Alonzo Church[^].
Never mind, here you go[^].
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You list Charlotte Church as evidence of your history of coding.
No, I said, Church. I have no idea who Charlotte is. Was referring to the inventor of lambda calculus, Alonzo Church[^].
leppie wrote:
I have no idea who Charlotte is.
That was why I decided against the joke. Google images for Charlotte Church has some great related searches. Reads like the fetish list on a low rent pron site.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. 7/7 I am a champion, I am a champion.......
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. 7/7 I am a champion, I am a champion.......
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Richard Pryor - Superman 3 Samuel L Jackson - Jurassic Park
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Samuel L Jackson - Jurassic Park
I thought the computer geek in that was the girl who came out with the immortal comment "This is Unix. I know this." That or the fat guy who was nicking the eggs.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Richard Pryor - Superman 3
I only just managed to sit through 1, let alone 2 or 3.
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Never mind, here you go[^].
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Vanity, thy name is Charlotte! Bajeebas!
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Vanity, thy name is Charlotte! Bajeebas!
You get the 5 for the gratuitous use of Bajeebas. If you hadn't put the exclamation marks in, it would have been a 4, but they tipped it into a 5. Kudos.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
It looks like the jokes on BBC they have had to change one set of answers, the Lettice/Pizza one, as there is a programming language for all of the orginial answers. It is now concrete instead of lettice - but then again there is concrete object sysntax for javascript does that count? They should have used a name that is obviously nothing to do with programming VisualBasic springs to mind :laugh:
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Samuel L Jackson - Jurassic Park
I thought the computer geek in that was the girl who came out with the immortal comment "This is Unix. I know this." That or the fat guy who was nicking the eggs.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Richard Pryor - Superman 3
I only just managed to sit through 1, let alone 2 or 3.
He was the other programmer, the guy who got through the various blocks the fat bloke had put in the way. Ended up being eaten by a Raptor. Sadly, this is often the fate of the junior programmer.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Henry Minute wrote:
I am a champion, I am a champion.......
I think that is spelt champignon.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
He's certainly a fungi to be with.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
7 questions on computer programs, and all but 1 totally irrelevant to teaching children how to program. But what else would you expect from an aged maiden aunt who thinks technology was invented to spy on people who have televisions?
Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
6 out of 7. Missed out on the movie question but got the one on HTML right though I have not written any HTML code. I guess I am ready to apply for a web programming job! ;P
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Nope - sorry, your resignation was final! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Had I known I'd have studied! :(
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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No, but we must mock you for your poor general knowledge.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Just ask me about something I DO know! Who has the poor general knowledge now? :cool: ;p
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
