Quick Programming Quiz
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You list Charlotte Church as evidence of your history of coding.
No, I said, Church. I have no idea who Charlotte is. Was referring to the inventor of lambda calculus, Alonzo Church[^].
Never mind, here you go[^].
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"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You list Charlotte Church as evidence of your history of coding.
No, I said, Church. I have no idea who Charlotte is. Was referring to the inventor of lambda calculus, Alonzo Church[^].
leppie wrote:
I have no idea who Charlotte is.
That was why I decided against the joke. Google images for Charlotte Church has some great related searches. Reads like the fetish list on a low rent pron site.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. 7/7 I am a champion, I am a champion.......
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. 7/7 I am a champion, I am a champion.......
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Richard Pryor - Superman 3 Samuel L Jackson - Jurassic Park
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Samuel L Jackson - Jurassic Park
I thought the computer geek in that was the girl who came out with the immortal comment "This is Unix. I know this." That or the fat guy who was nicking the eggs.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Richard Pryor - Superman 3
I only just managed to sit through 1, let alone 2 or 3.
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Never mind, here you go[^].
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Vanity, thy name is Charlotte! Bajeebas!
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Vanity, thy name is Charlotte! Bajeebas!
You get the 5 for the gratuitous use of Bajeebas. If you hadn't put the exclamation marks in, it would have been a 4, but they tipped it into a 5. Kudos.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
It looks like the jokes on BBC they have had to change one set of answers, the Lettice/Pizza one, as there is a programming language for all of the orginial answers. It is now concrete instead of lettice - but then again there is concrete object sysntax for javascript does that count? They should have used a name that is obviously nothing to do with programming VisualBasic springs to mind :laugh:
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Samuel L Jackson - Jurassic Park
I thought the computer geek in that was the girl who came out with the immortal comment "This is Unix. I know this." That or the fat guy who was nicking the eggs.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Richard Pryor - Superman 3
I only just managed to sit through 1, let alone 2 or 3.
He was the other programmer, the guy who got through the various blocks the fat bloke had put in the way. Ended up being eaten by a Raptor. Sadly, this is often the fate of the junior programmer.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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Henry Minute wrote:
I am a champion, I am a champion.......
I think that is spelt champignon.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
He's certainly a fungi to be with.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
7 questions on computer programs, and all but 1 totally irrelevant to teaching children how to program. But what else would you expect from an aged maiden aunt who thinks technology was invented to spy on people who have televisions?
Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
6 out of 7. Missed out on the movie question but got the one on HTML right though I have not written any HTML code. I guess I am ready to apply for a web programming job! ;P
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Nope - sorry, your resignation was final! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Had I known I'd have studied! :(
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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No, but we must mock you for your poor general knowledge.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Just ask me about something I DO know! Who has the poor general knowledge now? :cool: ;p
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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Naerling wrote:
I live to code another day
Not if the team of highly trained monkey assassins I sent are successful. They are efficient because they can climb BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Those were yours? They stole all the banana's in our office! This post goes as proof of their failure by the way :)
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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Henry Minute wrote:
I am a champion, I am a champion.......
I think that is spelt champignon.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
champignon.
Not many people know that. :-D
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I got "This content requires Flash Player" So, instead of doing this, I just went http://occupyflash.org/[^] to calm myself. I am not alone. Anymore. DIE! FLASH! DIE!
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
It was a trick quiz. We all failed for having Flash installed in the first place! :laugh:
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On the BBC[^] I got 5 out of 7. (I am not asking a programming question, merely pointing at something that is (kinda)).
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
6 out of 7. Only missed the one about the Hollywood actors...like that even matters! Never saw the movie they were referring to in the answer (won't give it away).
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke! My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
