Non-developer to developer insults

Andrew Rissing

And here I thought you were going to say you replied, "I agree." or something else along those lines. :laugh: Seriously though, it is rude to do that to someone. I'd say in that situation I would have tried to figure out what exactly he was aiming to understand. Obviously, there's a communication barrier somewhere between you guys, you've just got to figure out what is the stumbling block. It may be obvious to you because you've lived and breathed the software for X amount of time, but this guy is as far from software as you are from sales. :)

Albert Holguin

Oh yeah... but you have to put it in terms that they can understand (which is sometime near impossible). But don't get too offended, if it wasn't for people like us, they wouldn't have anything to sell. :cool:

AlphaMatrix

Repeatedly asking the same question sounds prototypically childish. I hope you did point this out :laugh:

"I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant."

hairy_hats

Paxman managed it 14 times!

Nagy Vilmos

Do you see the guy regularly? IF so, have some crayons handy and when he asks such a stupid question offer to explain it with a diagram. Get out the crayons and tell him you'll use a medium he's more comfortable with.

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Nagy Vilmos

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Roy from Detroit

As long as you are honest and know WHY he said that, you are doing OK. If you are answering a series of questions and they say that when you don't know why...THAT's a problem. I have learned to be a little careful around sales guys. Sales guys get hammered on from all sides. They can't take out their frustrations on the clients, they can't take it out on their families...so you may just be the easiest target. Remember, sales guys sometimes have access to freebies, concert tickets, etc. It does not hurt to kiss up a little bit now and then. :cool:

Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

I have found that condescending retorts are usually the last resort of simple minds. Keep in mind that speaking down to a "developer" is considered cool but if you fight back against one of the "cool kids" you will be seen as not a team player for doing the exact same thing. I would say just show him your pay stub and smile but with outsourcing the way it is being a dev. no longer carries the cash prestige either.

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daleofcourse

No good stuff from this one, he's pretty useless :rolleyes:

Paul M Watt

dimensionJumper wrote:

The sales guy selling our software product just said to me, "sometimes it's like talking to a child"

That's when you reply: "I know your are, but what am I?"

Paul M Watt

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

I would say just show him your pay stub and smile

Unfortunately, most of the places I have worked the sales staff focus on large installations in corporate environments, they easily pull in 2 - 2.5 times what the top-level developers made. They also received commission on both the initial sale, and the maintenance renewals each year. That sort of motivation from them would cause them to ask for things to be done with the software that were irrational, impossible, and ludicrous.

Peter Mulholland

I believe smiling and taking it as a compliment is the best way of say "F#£& you" without actually saying the words in a situation like that. If they get annoyed by that, then that's a bonus.

Pete

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Thank you. Keeping my child-like view allows me to develop innovative solutions without the preconceived opinions of adults such as yourself.

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Dave Kreskowiak

dimensionJumper wrote:

"sometimes it's like talking to a child",

Being the father of a 3.5 year old, I get asked "What's that?" a lot, sometimes multiple occurances for the same item. Oddly enough, using smaller words that they can understand gets the job done. ...and he said talking to developers is like talking to a child?? Weird, 'cause the way I see it, it's the other way around.

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Gary Wheeler

It's simple. Just inform the hair-gel-and-Blackberry douche-bag that he's now at the bottom of your support response list until you get an apology. Oh, and be sure and let him know the proper shade of lipstick he's to wear when he kisses your ass.

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Roy from Detroit

Yeah, most are. Once in a while though, your efforts will be rewarded. I have picked up all kinds of company graft from salesmen over the years, just by helping them out once in a while. LOL. That reminds me. My boss was trying to scam tickets for a concert from a salesman. The salesman was not cooperating, so he offered to show the salesman "how to get his PC out of screen saver mode". He...did not get the tickets. ;)

Mycroft Holmes

As someone pointed out there is a communication gap between you and the sales guy. Fix it, even if it means sitting him down with an interpreter (sales manager) and working through the issue. While you may think sales are a PITA they are the ones on the front line SELLING your work to the customer, if he does not understand your product what chance does the customer have. Having been a (lousy) salesman I can tell you it ain't easy and uppity developers (which I have now been for 20+ year) can really piss you off. Talk to the guy, make sure he understands you, otherwise one of you needs to leave as neither of your are doing your job!

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Gary Wheeler

I've tried the reasonable approach. I've been as patient as I would be with a three year-old child, explaining in single syllable words why what they were asking for wasn't reasonable. This doesn't work, because the sales mind-set is that anything less than a full-bore, balls-to-the-wall aggressive response on your part is simple acquiescence. They don't understand, and moreover they don't want to understand. They don't want techno-babble, they want whatever sweet nothing buzzword the customer's been whispering in their ear in bed at night.

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Addy Tas

As it turns out the spoken language sometimes varies a bit from the written one; ask him to formulate his question in writing, preferably not one big story but a number of (numbered) points which you can answer. No doubt the answers you have been giving him are correct but no where near his "comfort zone". Getting the discussion in writing may even lead to a third person doing some form of translation between the two of you. Discussion is never bad(but it can get utterly tiresome) Regards, AT

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Gary Wheeler

You've got to be kidding. In my experience, the only time a salesperson is willing to write is when they're endorsing their commission checks.

Addy Tas wrote:

Getting the discussion in writing may even lead to a third person doing some form of translation between the two of you.

That's our current mechanism. Our organization is big enough that we have 'sales support' personnel who mediate between engineering and the front-line sales people. The only time this doesn't work is when the sales person tries to go directly to engineering with their requests ("it can't be more than a one or two line change, really").

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