Santa Claus as a developer
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We would have the
IsNaughtyExceptionto deal with.".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
We would have the
IsNaughtyExceptionto deal with.".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997try {
child.setPresent(new Toy());
} catch (IsNaughtyException ex) {
try {
// check twice
child.setPresent(new Toy());
} catch (IsNaughtyException ex) {
child.setPresent(null);
}
}
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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there would be just one package and all Kids are referencing to that one.
regards Torsten When I'm not working
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try {
child.setPresent(new Toy());
} catch (IsNaughtyException ex) {
try {
// check twice
child.setPresent(new Toy());
} catch (IsNaughtyException ex) {
child.setPresent(null);
}
}
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
It should be
child.setPresent(new Coal() { IsLowSulfur=true} );
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote:
I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
There wouldn't be elves, that's for sure.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Oh, I dunno...http://www.vampire.co.uk/acatalog/pp53055.jpg[^]
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Oh, I dunno...http://www.vampire.co.uk/acatalog/pp53055.jpg[^]
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
That is not an elf. That is a good looking lady in green and white striped stockings. :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote:
I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
And Christmas tree with full of bugs
thatraja
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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That is not an elf. That is a good looking lady in green and white striped stockings. :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Are you telling me that's not what elves would look like if developers were in charge? :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Are you telling me that's not what elves would look like if developers were in charge? :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Are you telling me that's not what elves would look like if developers were in charge? :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
Are you telling me that's not what elves would look like if developers were in charge?
I must adhere to the rules of the lounge and keep all my comments at a KSS level. In the future, please refrain from tempting me to reply with juvenile comments about elfin ladies with long legs and sexy... :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
OriginalGriff wrote:
Are you telling me that's not what elves would look like if developers were in charge?
I must adhere to the rules of the lounge and keep all my comments at a KSS level. In the future, please refrain from tempting me to reply with juvenile comments about elfin ladies with long legs and sexy... :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Pointers. Santa is oldfashioned and would give them pointers to the present. NULL for those which did not behave.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.CDP1802 wrote:
NULL for those which did not behave.
I am pretty sure there are EXCEPTIONS to this rule.
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there would be just one package and all Kids are referencing to that one.
regards Torsten When I'm not working
TorstenH. wrote:
there would be just one package and all Kids are referencing to that one.
But each of them will get a unique interface (gift wrap).
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I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
All the reindeers would be busy doing events... (ehm, sorry, you said 'developer')
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Christmas would be delivered by April
and the new era of Christmas will probably carry the i-prefix (iChristmas)
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I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote:
how will Christmas look like?
I have no idea. All I do know is that he would leave everything till the very last moment and then pull an all-nighter on the eve of delivery.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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A little creative recruitment, and a company dress code, and they could...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
Then he would either be delivering presents in a 911 or a M3 since that is what Programmers with too much money seem to buy.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
