Frickin' Lasers
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Police to test laser that Blinds rioters[^]
The Telegraph wrote:
A shoulder-mounted laser that emits a blinding wall of light capable of repelling rioters is to be trialled by police under preparations to prevent a repeat of this summer's looting and arson.
Really? Frickin' shoulder-mounted laser beams? Those coppers... Why not take this one step further? Oh, come on, you know what I mean. 'thas to do with sharks and their heads[^]. Well, the advantage of this to CS gas is, that you aren't going to blow snott, vomit and your guts through your nose afterwards. And who needs a cornea anyway? :suss: :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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Police to test laser that Blinds rioters[^]
The Telegraph wrote:
A shoulder-mounted laser that emits a blinding wall of light capable of repelling rioters is to be trialled by police under preparations to prevent a repeat of this summer's looting and arson.
Really? Frickin' shoulder-mounted laser beams? Those coppers... Why not take this one step further? Oh, come on, you know what I mean. 'thas to do with sharks and their heads[^]. Well, the advantage of this to CS gas is, that you aren't going to blow snott, vomit and your guts through your nose afterwards. And who needs a cornea anyway? :suss: :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
Back in me chemist days, we had goggles for working with our lasers - which hadn't even the pretense of being eye-safe (or body safe in many cases). Glorified sunglasses. The laser-wall deal? It'll work for a while, until one simply gets sunglasses to filter the laser's wavelength - and these filters come in very narrow bands, so the scene will look otherwise rather bright. So well have some uniquely expensive flashlights Probably the reason for development is the gambling community (i.e., stock traders) don't appreciate the aroma of tear gas whilst they have their three-shot lunches.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Police to test laser that Blinds rioters[^]
The Telegraph wrote:
A shoulder-mounted laser that emits a blinding wall of light capable of repelling rioters is to be trialled by police under preparations to prevent a repeat of this summer's looting and arson.
Really? Frickin' shoulder-mounted laser beams? Those coppers... Why not take this one step further? Oh, come on, you know what I mean. 'thas to do with sharks and their heads[^]. Well, the advantage of this to CS gas is, that you aren't going to blow snott, vomit and your guts through your nose afterwards. And who needs a cornea anyway? :suss: :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
Look this way, please.
Somebody in an online forum wrote:
INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
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Back in me chemist days, we had goggles for working with our lasers - which hadn't even the pretense of being eye-safe (or body safe in many cases). Glorified sunglasses. The laser-wall deal? It'll work for a while, until one simply gets sunglasses to filter the laser's wavelength - and these filters come in very narrow bands, so the scene will look otherwise rather bright. So well have some uniquely expensive flashlights Probably the reason for development is the gambling community (i.e., stock traders) don't appreciate the aroma of tear gas whilst they have their three-shot lunches.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
Probably the reason for development is the gambling community (i.e., stock traders) don't appreciate the aroma of tear gas and vomit and the view of protesters who are throwing up whilst they have their three-shot lunches.
FTFY
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
