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  • J Johnny J

    Leslie Nielsen died last year - surely that has nothing to do with this?!?!? :confused:

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    Pete OHanlon
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    Please tell me that you weren't serious. :rolleyes:

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Apparently his last meal was excellent. It truly was the Dog's Bollocks.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      Lost User
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      A sad loss to the world of golf though. The only man ever to go around 36 under par, including 5 holes in one. On his first ever round too.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Marcus_2 wrote:

        The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died

        And Code Project reported it only a few threads below. Code Project 1, newspapers 0.

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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        Sorry. I checked a few pages back (as far back as I hadn't read) to see if anyone had written something about it, but I only looked at the thread titles and missed that one.

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        • M Marcus_2

          The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died. And actually I havn't bothered to read anything but the headlines yet, but it reminded me of this this site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/[^] which can't be forgotten. ;)

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          The guy was a laugh a minute

          The Torygraph[^]:

          Away from high politics, Kim Jong-il was said to take pleasure in caviar, Hennessy Cognac and his troupe of 2,000 dancing girls, recruited from the country’s high schools as teenagers to perform in “pleasure groups” in the dictator’s 32-odd villas and palaces — before being pensioned off at 25. Each pleasure group was composed of three teams: a “satisfaction team”, which performed sexual services; a “happiness team,” which provided massage; and a “dancing and singing team”. Visitors were treated to choreographed stripteases, though only Kim was allowed to avail himself of the other services. But Kim’s late-night activities were not all recreational. He was reputed to be an almost fanatical micro-manager of his country, making phone calls and faxes at all hours and touring the country indefatigably, dispensing nuggets of advice that could not be ignored. On one visit to a factory where none of the workers owned an overcoat, he took off his own before having his picture taken with them. The gesture from their Dear Leader was said to have touched the workers deeply. Kim is thought to have fathered at least four children by three women, in addition to liaisons with bevies of actresses, dancers and imported blondes. His official wife, Kim Young-sook, gave birth to a daughter in 1974, but neither she nor his principal mistress, Song Hie-rim, a former film actress and the mother of his eldest son, Kim Jong-Nam, figured in North Korea’s power matrix. Song Hie-Rim eventually tired of the dictator and fled to Moscow, where she died in 2001. Another mistress, a former dancing girl, Ko Yong-Hi, the mother of two further sons, was said to have suffered critical head injuries after crashing her Mercedes in Pyongyang the same year.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're o

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          • L Lost User

            Reading up on him on Wiki this morning. Murdered his older brother aged 5, mother died in childbirth - of gunshot.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            ChrisElston wrote:

            mother died in childbirth - of gunshot.

            While falling past a window?

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            • H Henry Minute

              Listen Betty Ethel, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              :thumbsup: for getting his name right :-D


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                :thumbsup: for getting his name right :-D


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Dalek Dave
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                Do you like movies about gladiators?

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Do you like movies about gladiators?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  No, I'm Spartacus.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    You would have thought that Leslie Nielsen's death would be equally important.

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    I think you mean Donald Neilson as he's dead too (only 35 years late)

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                    • M Marcus_2

                      The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died. And actually I havn't bothered to read anything but the headlines yet, but it reminded me of this this site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/[^] which can't be forgotten. ;)

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                      realJSOP
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                      I knew he was Il, but I didn't know he was so close to death.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        I think you mean Donald Neilson as he's dead too (only 35 years late)

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        Nope. He means what he says on the tin. Lesley Nielsen's death is a common Lounge meme when reposts occur.

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                        • M Marcus_2

                          The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died. And actually I havn't bothered to read anything but the headlines yet, but it reminded me of this this site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/[^] which can't be forgotten. ;)

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          bear in mind who and where this refers to, I would not be supprised if he is not resurected next week

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            No, I'm Spartacus.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            No. I'm Spartacus.

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              No. I'm Spartacus.

                              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              I can just see you now, locked Mano-a-Ovis in combat. Probably all oiled up as well.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                I can just see you now, locked Mano-a-Ovis in combat. Probably all oiled up as well.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Do you have a local purveyor of Mind Bleach? Or that image will be with you all day...:EvilLaughSmiley:

                                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Do you have a local purveyor of Mind Bleach? Or that image will be with you all day...:EvilLaughSmiley:

                                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  Do you have a local purveyor of Mind Bleach?

                                  Mr Alexander Gordon has always been on hand.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  • M Marcus_2

                                    The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died. And actually I havn't bothered to read anything but the headlines yet, but it reminded me of this this site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/[^] which can't be forgotten. ;)

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                                    Our Dear Leader looking at a bag[^].

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