Kim Jong-Il dead (looks at things).
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The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died. And actually I havn't bothered to read anything but the headlines yet, but it reminded me of this this site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/[^] which can't be forgotten. ;)
The guy was a laugh a minute
Away from high politics, Kim Jong-il was said to take pleasure in caviar, Hennessy Cognac and his troupe of 2,000 dancing girls, recruited from the country’s high schools as teenagers to perform in “pleasure groups” in the dictator’s 32-odd villas and palaces — before being pensioned off at 25. Each pleasure group was composed of three teams: a “satisfaction team”, which performed sexual services; a “happiness team,” which provided massage; and a “dancing and singing team”. Visitors were treated to choreographed stripteases, though only Kim was allowed to avail himself of the other services. But Kim’s late-night activities were not all recreational. He was reputed to be an almost fanatical micro-manager of his country, making phone calls and faxes at all hours and touring the country indefatigably, dispensing nuggets of advice that could not be ignored. On one visit to a factory where none of the workers owned an overcoat, he took off his own before having his picture taken with them. The gesture from their Dear Leader was said to have touched the workers deeply. Kim is thought to have fathered at least four children by three women, in addition to liaisons with bevies of actresses, dancers and imported blondes. His official wife, Kim Young-sook, gave birth to a daughter in 1974, but neither she nor his principal mistress, Song Hie-rim, a former film actress and the mother of his eldest son, Kim Jong-Nam, figured in North Korea’s power matrix. Song Hie-Rim eventually tired of the dictator and fled to Moscow, where she died in 2001. Another mistress, a former dancing girl, Ko Yong-Hi, the mother of two further sons, was said to have suffered critical head injuries after crashing her Mercedes in Pyongyang the same year.
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Reading up on him on Wiki this morning. Murdered his older brother aged 5, mother died in childbirth - of gunshot.
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ChrisElston wrote:
mother died in childbirth - of gunshot.
While falling past a window?
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Listen Betty Ethel, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
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:thumbsup: for getting his name right :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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:thumbsup: for getting his name right :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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No, I'm Spartacus.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You would have thought that Leslie Nielsen's death would be equally important.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I think you mean Donald Neilson as he's dead too (only 35 years late)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died. And actually I havn't bothered to read anything but the headlines yet, but it reminded me of this this site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/[^] which can't be forgotten. ;)
I knew he was Il, but I didn't know he was so close to death.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I think you mean Donald Neilson as he's dead too (only 35 years late)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Nope. He means what he says on the tin. Lesley Nielsen's death is a common Lounge meme when reposts occur.
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The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died. And actually I havn't bothered to read anything but the headlines yet, but it reminded me of this this site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/[^] which can't be forgotten. ;)
bear in mind who and where this refers to, I would not be supprised if he is not resurected next week
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, I'm Spartacus.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
No. I'm Spartacus.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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No. I'm Spartacus.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
I can just see you now, locked Mano-a-Ovis in combat. Probably all oiled up as well.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I can just see you now, locked Mano-a-Ovis in combat. Probably all oiled up as well.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Do you have a local purveyor of Mind Bleach? Or that image will be with you all day...:EvilLaughSmiley:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Do you have a local purveyor of Mind Bleach? Or that image will be with you all day...:EvilLaughSmiley:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
Do you have a local purveyor of Mind Bleach?
Mr Alexander Gordon has always been on hand.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The newspapers here reports that Kim Jong-Il has died. And actually I havn't bothered to read anything but the headlines yet, but it reminded me of this this site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/[^] which can't be forgotten. ;)
Our Dear Leader looking at a bag[^].
