Who's ready for Christmas?
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So would you like A Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall?[^] I ask only because you have the Sloe Gin.(And because of the obvious humour involved)
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I prefer "Sex on the Beach", but not in this cold weather! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Last night I got shit faced with the team leads, so I guess I'm ready.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Last night I got sh*t faced
I hate that expression, it conjures up all the wrong images! X|
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Last night I got sh*t faced
I guess a BACON butty is in order then? :-D
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Think so. Nearly time to start packing the car with all the presents, get the tv's fitted to the chairs for the kids, etc. etc. Driving down to gloucestershire to the inlaws today.
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DaveAuld wrote:
Driving down to gloucestershire to the inlaws today.
That could be good, or it could be bad ... it depends on the in-laws! :)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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I've wrapped all my presents, delivered all my cards and last night I bottled my Blackberry Brandy, Sloe Gin and Raspberry Vodka. So I'm ready! :-D What about the rest of you guys?
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Presents: No Cards: No Booze: 2 bottles of wodka. I'm all set ;P Life is all about priorities.
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I've wrapped all my presents, delivered all my cards and last night I bottled my Blackberry Brandy, Sloe Gin and Raspberry Vodka. So I'm ready! :-D What about the rest of you guys?
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
The kids. :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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I prefer "Sex on the Beach", but not in this cold weather! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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DaveAuld wrote:
Driving down to gloucestershire to the inlaws today.
That could be good, or it could be bad ... it depends on the in-laws! :)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
It will be bad, it is in Gloucs! With the exception of Cheltenham, it is a pretty rough, rural, carrot crunching, in-breeding, neanderthal infested, low achievement, high unemployment and socially disadvantaged area. A bit like Norfolk, you'd love it there :)
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"She said she collected jokes containing innuendo, so he gave her one."
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Last night I got sh*t faced
I hate that expression, it conjures up all the wrong images! X|
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Last night I got sh*t faced
I guess a BACON butty is in order then? :-D
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
BACON roll has done its job, I am now having a Lucozade with some Jaffa Cakes. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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"She said she collected jokes containing innuendo, so he gave her one."
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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It will be bad, it is in Gloucs! With the exception of Cheltenham, it is a pretty rough, rural, carrot crunching, in-breeding, neanderthal infested, low achievement, high unemployment and socially disadvantaged area. A bit like Norfolk, you'd love it there :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
With the exception of Cheltenham, it is a pretty rough, rural, carrot crunching, in-breeding, neanderthal infested, low achievement, high unemployment and socially disadvantaged area.
A bit like Norfolk, you'd love it there :)I resent that remark, we always cook our carrots enough that there no chance of a crunch I can assure you! :-D
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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The kids. :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]I'm a big kid so that's fine! :-D
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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I've wrapped all my presents, delivered all my cards and last night I bottled my Blackberry Brandy, Sloe Gin and Raspberry Vodka. So I'm ready! :-D What about the rest of you guys?
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
I've been ready for a while. All I'm waiting on is a delivery via Royal Mail. I did try to avoid getting anything posted via our quality mail service (since they get quite busy this time of year) but I couldn't help it.
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"She said she collected jokes containing innuendo, so he gave her one."
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
She wanted a chicken but got a cock instead.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm a big kid so that's fine! :-D
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Now, you are just kidding! :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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I've wrapped all my presents, delivered all my cards and last night I bottled my Blackberry Brandy, Sloe Gin and Raspberry Vodka. So I'm ready! :-D What about the rest of you guys?
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Did the kids (mine and assorted nieces / nephews) at the end of November on a weekend when my daughter was away with my parents. Other kids all been wrapped and under tree, just have to remember where daughter's are all hidden, get them down and wrap them on Christmas Eve. Oh, and get her new bike from my mum and dad's garage and work out what to do with that. Ordered all my wife's presents from Amazon on Monday, supposedly the last guaranteed day for free delivery and they have all turned up (at my parent's house to avoid being tampered with), been wrapped, and shoved under the tree. Bought a present "To Mummy and Daddy, love from ..." to me and the wife from our daughter, did this the first Christmas she was born and ever since, goes down a treat. Tip for you new fathers out there. Bought wine for my father, and my wife's father. Assorted crap for mothers. Toblerone for my Gran, same as every year. All of the old people supplemented with a school photo of my daughter, children can be very useful for such easy presents. All that remains is a HMV voucher for the wife's stepdad that I really can't be bothered fighting my way into town for. Christmas Day round the wife's mother's. Boxing Day round her father's. Tuesday round my parent's. No need to buy any food.
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BACON roll has done its job, I am now having a Lucozade with some Jaffa Cakes. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
In our Christmas raffle there is a tube of Jaffa cakes a yard (meter) long! I'm kind of hoping I win it and dreading winning it at the same time. :rolleyes:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Dalek Dave wrote:
With the exception of Cheltenham, it is a pretty rough, rural, carrot crunching, in-breeding, neanderthal infested, low achievement, high unemployment and socially disadvantaged area.
A bit like Norfolk, you'd love it there :)I resent that remark, we always cook our carrots enough that there no chance of a crunch I can assure you! :-D
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Alison P wrote:
we always cook our carrots enough that there no chance of a crunch
Got to look after your tooth. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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In our Christmas raffle there is a tube of Jaffa cakes a yard (meter) long! I'm kind of hoping I win it and dreading winning it at the same time. :rolleyes:
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
What would you possibly do with a yard long tube?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I've wrapped all my presents, delivered all my cards and last night I bottled my Blackberry Brandy, Sloe Gin and Raspberry Vodka. So I'm ready! :-D What about the rest of you guys?
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
I'm sorted - Just went to get teh sausage meat, and a couple of bottles of wine. Turducken in the freezer. Tick! Potatoes in the ground. Tick! Sprouts grown nicely. Tick! Duck Breast Pate ready to be made for starter tomorrow. Tick! Presents wrapped. Tick! Cards delivered. Tick! Chocklates ready. Tick! Tree decorated. Tick! Then demolished by Dij. Tick. Re-decorated. Tick! Repeat until you feel like strangling the cat and eating him for Christmas dinner. Tick! Will have to go out on Christmas eve for milk and related perishables, but I'm pretty sorted.
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