Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. Other Discussions
  3. The Soapbox
  4. Two friends

Two friends

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Soapbox
question
11 Posts 6 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • H Offline
    H Offline
    hoernchenmeister
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    Two friends are talking to each other. F1: Dude, my wife told me that I should go to the pharmacy to get pills so that I can get a hard-on again. F2: Ok... did it work? F1. No, but you should have seen her face when I gave her the diet pills I bought.

    S L R 3 Replies Last reply
    0
    • H hoernchenmeister

      Two friends are talking to each other. F1: Dude, my wife told me that I should go to the pharmacy to get pills so that I can get a hard-on again. F2: Ok... did it work? F1. No, but you should have seen her face when I gave her the diet pills I bought.

      S Offline
      S Offline
      Slacker007
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      huh?

      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

      H 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • S Slacker007

        huh?

        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

        H Offline
        H Offline
        hoernchenmeister
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        What's the problem, bad translation again? I am doing my best though ;) He can't get a hard-on because she is too fat, so he bought diet-pills instead of viagra (which is what his wife thought he is going to buy). ...maybe I should stop telling jokes I have to translate first, in my language they are really funny... really... I guess ;) Cheers

        D 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • H hoernchenmeister

          What's the problem, bad translation again? I am doing my best though ;) He can't get a hard-on because she is too fat, so he bought diet-pills instead of viagra (which is what his wife thought he is going to buy). ...maybe I should stop telling jokes I have to translate first, in my language they are really funny... really... I guess ;) Cheers

          D Offline
          D Offline
          Dalek Dave
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

          S H 2 Replies Last reply
          0
          • D Dalek Dave

            It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

            S Offline
            S Offline
            Slacker007
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

            :-D Actually, I did have a humor failure. I got the punch line after reading his explanation. One of those days, I guess. :shrugs:

            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

            H D 2 Replies Last reply
            0
            • S Slacker007

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

              :-D Actually, I did have a humor failure. I got the punch line after reading his explanation. One of those days, I guess. :shrugs:

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

              H Offline
              H Offline
              hoernchenmeister
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              We all know these days ;)

              I 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • D Dalek Dave

                It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

                H Offline
                H Offline
                hoernchenmeister
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                Normally I am the one who fails to delivering humor to the english speaking audience ;)

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • S Slacker007

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

                  :-D Actually, I did have a humor failure. I got the punch line after reading his explanation. One of those days, I guess. :shrugs:

                  Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

                  D Offline
                  D Offline
                  Dalek Dave
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  We all have that moment from time to time. When it is pointed out it becomes obvious and you cannot work out how you didn't see the punchline.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • H hoernchenmeister

                    Two friends are talking to each other. F1: Dude, my wife told me that I should go to the pharmacy to get pills so that I can get a hard-on again. F2: Ok... did it work? F1. No, but you should have seen her face when I gave her the diet pills I bought.

                    L Offline
                    L Offline
                    Lost User
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    :thumbsup:

                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • H hoernchenmeister

                      Two friends are talking to each other. F1: Dude, my wife told me that I should go to the pharmacy to get pills so that I can get a hard-on again. F2: Ok... did it work? F1. No, but you should have seen her face when I gave her the diet pills I bought.

                      R Offline
                      R Offline
                      RaviRanjanKr
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      :thumbsup:

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • H hoernchenmeister

                        We all know these days ;)

                        I Offline
                        I Offline
                        ii_noname_ii
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #11

                        aka: mondays and tuesdays.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        Reply
                        • Reply as topic
                        Log in to reply
                        • Oldest to Newest
                        • Newest to Oldest
                        • Most Votes


                        • Login

                        • Don't have an account? Register

                        • Login or register to search.
                        • First post
                          Last post
                        0
                        • Categories
                        • Recent
                        • Tags
                        • Popular
                        • World
                        • Users
                        • Groups