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  • H hoernchenmeister

    Two friends are talking to each other. F1: Dude, my wife told me that I should go to the pharmacy to get pills so that I can get a hard-on again. F2: Ok... did it work? F1. No, but you should have seen her face when I gave her the diet pills I bought.

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    Slacker007
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    huh?

    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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      huh?

      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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      hoernchenmeister
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      What's the problem, bad translation again? I am doing my best though ;) He can't get a hard-on because she is too fat, so he bought diet-pills instead of viagra (which is what his wife thought he is going to buy). ...maybe I should stop telling jokes I have to translate first, in my language they are really funny... really... I guess ;) Cheers

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        What's the problem, bad translation again? I am doing my best though ;) He can't get a hard-on because she is too fat, so he bought diet-pills instead of viagra (which is what his wife thought he is going to buy). ...maybe I should stop telling jokes I have to translate first, in my language they are really funny... really... I guess ;) Cheers

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        It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

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          It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

          :-D Actually, I did have a humor failure. I got the punch line after reading his explanation. One of those days, I guess. :shrugs:

          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

            :-D Actually, I did have a humor failure. I got the punch line after reading his explanation. One of those days, I guess. :shrugs:

            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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            We all know these days ;)

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              It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              hoernchenmeister
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              Normally I am the one who fails to delivering humor to the english speaking audience ;)

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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                It was funny, maybe Slacker had a sense of humour failure.

                :-D Actually, I did have a humor failure. I got the punch line after reading his explanation. One of those days, I guess. :shrugs:

                Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                Dalek Dave
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                We all have that moment from time to time. When it is pointed out it becomes obvious and you cannot work out how you didn't see the punchline.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                • H hoernchenmeister

                  Two friends are talking to each other. F1: Dude, my wife told me that I should go to the pharmacy to get pills so that I can get a hard-on again. F2: Ok... did it work? F1. No, but you should have seen her face when I gave her the diet pills I bought.

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                  :thumbsup:

                  Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                  • H hoernchenmeister

                    Two friends are talking to each other. F1: Dude, my wife told me that I should go to the pharmacy to get pills so that I can get a hard-on again. F2: Ok... did it work? F1. No, but you should have seen her face when I gave her the diet pills I bought.

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                    :thumbsup:

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                    • H hoernchenmeister

                      We all know these days ;)

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                      aka: mondays and tuesdays.

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