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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Looking at a set up of a data feed. There are two options available that I shall now illistrate through the medium of ASCII boxes: Option :-D :

    +-------------+ +-------------+
    | Source |---->| Destination |
    +-------------+ +-------------+

    Option :( :

    +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
    | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |---->| Destination |
    +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

    Go on, I dare you all: which option does the client think is best? :doh:


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Looking at a set up of a data feed. There are two options available that I shall now illistrate through the medium of ASCII boxes: Option :-D :

      +-------------+ +-------------+
      | Source |---->| Destination |
      +-------------+ +-------------+

      Option :( :

      +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
      | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |---->| Destination |
      +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

      Go on, I dare you all: which option does the client think is best? :doh:


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Roger Wright
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      I suspect option 2 appears attractive to the (l)user...

      Will Rogers never met me.

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        Looking at a set up of a data feed. There are two options available that I shall now illistrate through the medium of ASCII boxes: Option :-D :

        +-------------+ +-------------+
        | Source |---->| Destination |
        +-------------+ +-------------+

        Option :( :

        +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
        | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |---->| Destination |
        +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

        Go on, I dare you all: which option does the client think is best? :doh:


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Slacker007
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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        Go on, I dare you all: which option does the client think is best?

        The one that leaves you walking funny?

        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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          Looking at a set up of a data feed. There are two options available that I shall now illistrate through the medium of ASCII boxes: Option :-D :

          +-------------+ +-------------+
          | Source |---->| Destination |
          +-------------+ +-------------+

          Option :( :

          +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
          | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |---->| Destination |
          +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

          Go on, I dare you all: which option does the client think is best? :doh:


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Chris Maunder
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          Surely this should be:

          +---------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
          | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |
          +---------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
          |
          v
          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
          @ The Cloud @
          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
          |
          v
          +-------------+ +-------------+
          | Slow Router |---->| Destination |
          +-------------+ +-------------+

          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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            I suspect option 2 appears attractive to the (l)user...

            Will Rogers never met me.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            This is data we need to get into the App quickly; it is so stupid. We're trying to make them see sense, the cost to them is actually the same which ever way we go, but with the direct feed, they need to take in another line from the supplier, with the FUBAR version we'll have to upgrade links between data centres.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • C Chris Maunder

              Surely this should be:

              +---------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
              | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |
              +---------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
              |
              v
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
              @ The Cloud @
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
              |
              v
              +-------------+ +-------------+
              | Slow Router |---->| Destination |
              +-------------+ +-------------+

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Not far off it. I think the slow router takes the messages out to lunch first before forwarding anything.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Not far off it. I think the slow router takes the messages out to lunch first before forwarding anything.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Henry Minute
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                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                out to lunch

                One of your designs then?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  out to lunch

                  One of your designs then?

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  You utter, utter, utter, utter b'tard! :mad: Have +5


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Looking at a set up of a data feed. There are two options available that I shall now illistrate through the medium of ASCII boxes: Option :-D :

                    +-------------+ +-------------+
                    | Source |---->| Destination |
                    +-------------+ +-------------+

                    Option :( :

                    +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
                    | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |---->| Destination |
                    +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

                    Go on, I dare you all: which option does the client think is best? :doh:


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    clientSurfer
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                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    ASCII

                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    which option does the client think is best?

                    binary? :-D

                    "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      ASCII

                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      which option does the client think is best?

                      binary? :-D

                      "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Stop being clever, or I'll troll kick you back to 2011!


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Stop being clever, or I'll troll kick you back to 2011!


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        clientSurfer
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                        Oh goody!!! Can it please be squarely between the nadgers??!!!

                        "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Looking at a set up of a data feed. There are two options available that I shall now illistrate through the medium of ASCII boxes: Option :-D :

                          +-------------+ +-------------+
                          | Source |---->| Destination |
                          +-------------+ +-------------+

                          Option :( :

                          +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
                          | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |---->| Destination |
                          +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

                          Go on, I dare you all: which option does the client think is best? :doh:


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Espen Harlinn
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                          Hey Nagy, this is a bit scary - I had a similar meeting yeasterday ...

                          +-------------+ +--------------+ +-------------+
                          | Source |---->| WebSphere MQ |---->| Destination |
                          +-------------+ +--------------+ +-------------+

                          vs

                          +-------------+ +-------------+ +--------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
                          | Source |---->| Rabbit MQ |---->| WebSphere MQ |---->| Rabbit MQ |---->| Destination |
                          +-------------+ +-------------+ +--------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

                          The WebSphere MQ can be reached from both the source and the destination ... and the guys arguing for the second approach are developers too. So yeah, I can understand your frustration :doh:

                          Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            Not far off it. I think the slow router takes the messages out to lunch first before forwarding anything.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                            I think the slow router takes the messages out to lunch first before forwarding anything.

                            :laugh:

                            "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                              Oh goody!!! Can it please be squarely between the nadgers??!!!

                              "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                              Corporal Agarn
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                              Have a five. Had soda go out the nose on that one. Good thing no one is in the office at this time (late lunches).

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Looking at a set up of a data feed. There are two options available that I shall now illistrate through the medium of ASCII boxes: Option :-D :

                                +-------------+ +-------------+
                                | Source |---->| Destination |
                                +-------------+ +-------------+

                                Option :( :

                                +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
                                | Source |---->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |---->| Destination |
                                +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

                                Go on, I dare you all: which option does the client think is best? :doh:


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Michael Bergman
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                                I dunno. What's in the Bloat Box?

                                m.bergman

                                For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                                To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                                Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. -- Steve Landesberg

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                                • H Henry Minute

                                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                  out to lunch

                                  One of your designs then?

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  :laugh:

                                  Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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                                  • C Corporal Agarn

                                    Have a five. Had soda go out the nose on that one. Good thing no one is in the office at this time (late lunches).

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                                    clientSurfer
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                                    Ouch. Well thanks and sorry about your nose...

                                    "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011

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                                    • E Espen Harlinn

                                      Hey Nagy, this is a bit scary - I had a similar meeting yeasterday ...

                                      +-------------+ +--------------+ +-------------+
                                      | Source |---->| WebSphere MQ |---->| Destination |
                                      +-------------+ +--------------+ +-------------+

                                      vs

                                      +-------------+ +-------------+ +--------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+
                                      | Source |---->| Rabbit MQ |---->| WebSphere MQ |---->| Rabbit MQ |---->| Destination |
                                      +-------------+ +-------------+ +--------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+

                                      The WebSphere MQ can be reached from both the source and the destination ... and the guys arguing for the second approach are developers too. So yeah, I can understand your frustration :doh:

                                      Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services

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                                      Jorgen Andersson
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                                      What arguments do they have?

                                      Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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                                        This is data we need to get into the App quickly; it is so stupid. We're trying to make them see sense, the cost to them is actually the same which ever way we go, but with the direct feed, they need to take in another line from the supplier, with the FUBAR version we'll have to upgrade links between data centres.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        Luc Pattyn
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                                        If the first option were the better one, it ought to be more expensive. Hence... :)

                                        Luc Pattyn [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

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                                        • J Jorgen Andersson

                                          What arguments do they have?

                                          Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

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                                          Espen Harlinn
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                                          I'll have to maintain a working relationship with these people - so I hope you'll understand that I can't go into specifics ;)

                                          Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services

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