Server heartbeat
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Number Five ..... is alive! :omg:
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As long as it doesn't go beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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...as long as it doesn't start Judgement Day[^]...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
OMG! It's alive! Run, run for your lifes. :-P
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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...as long as it doesn't start Judgement Day[^]...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
If Code Project did Judgement Day, John Connor would have had his ass handed to him by a certain "alien sent back from the future".
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
OK, David... now inject an "SOS".
FILETIME to time_t
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Heartbeat, schmartbeat. What is it's Blood Pressure? :)
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
No screenshot? :(
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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No screenshot? :(
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If Code Project did Judgement Day, John Connor would have had his ass handed to him by a certain "alien sent back from the future".
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
"alien Chuck Norris sent back from the future"
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Sure it wasn't a hamster heartbeat?
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No screenshot? :(
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Now that would be a cool program to write. One that does that on purpose, targeting each processor to display a different pattern...
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OMG! It's alive! Run, run for your lifes. :-P
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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If Code Project did Judgement Day, John Connor would have had his ass handed to him by a certain "alien sent back from the future".
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
If Code Project did Judgement Day, John Connor would have had his ass handed to him by a certain "alien sent back from the future".
If Code Project did Judgement Day, John Connor would have had his ass handed to him by a certain "alien hamster sent back from the future".
Software Zen:
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OK, David... now inject an "SOS".
FILETIME to time_t
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