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  • C Chris Maunder

    One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~

    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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    Chris Meech
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    Heartbeat, schmartbeat. What is it's Blood Pressure? :)

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    • C Chris Maunder

      One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~

      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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      Jason Hooper
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      No screenshot? :(

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      • C Chris Maunder

        One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~

        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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        • P Pete OHanlon

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          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

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          • J Jason Hooper

            No screenshot? :(

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            Philip F
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            That is exactly what I wanted to ask ;) I'd love to see some screenshots.

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            • C Chris Maunder

              One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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              Mike Hankey
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              Sure it wasn't a hamster heartbeat?

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              • J Jason Hooper

                No screenshot? :(

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                Pic or it didn't happen!

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                • C Chris Maunder

                  One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~

                  cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                  Lost User
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                  You better hook it up to the machine that goes ping!

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                  • C Chris Maunder

                    One of the servers just self-patched (I know - it's like it's self medicating - am I really that bad of a SysAdmin to it?) and after rebooting I was watching the CPU load and it was exactly like a heartbeat - the PR interval, QRS complex, the following ST segment and even a little T wave. All repeating again and again. It was truly, deeply disturbing. :~

                    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                    GenJerDan
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                    Now that would be a cool program to write. One that does that on purpose, targeting each processor to display a different pattern...

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                    • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                      OMG! It's alive! Run, run for your lifes. :-P

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                      OMG! It's alive! Run, run for your lifes files. :-P

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        If Code Project did Judgement Day, John Connor would have had his ass handed to him by a certain "alien sent back from the future".

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        If Code Project did Judgement Day, John Connor would have had his ass handed to him by a certain "alien sent back from the future".

                        If Code Project did Judgement Day, John Connor would have had his ass handed to him by a certain "alien hamster sent back from the future".

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                        • P peterchen

                          OK, David... now inject an "SOS".

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                          I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that.

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