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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Aunty[^]:

    How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

    Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Wow. Only great scores up to now. Shall I call the Pope in Rome that I have found a bunch of candidates for sainthood? If I remember right, the catch is that you have to be dead to be declared a saint.

    I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Aunty[^]:

      How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

      Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      GuyThiebaut
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      15 :-D They forgot: K. Being dishonest in answering the above questions 1. Never justified. 2. Rarely justified. 3. Sometimes justified. 4. Always justified.

      “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

      ― Christopher Hitchens

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        15 :-D They forgot: K. Being dishonest in answering the above questions 1. Never justified. 2. Rarely justified. 3. Sometimes justified. 4. Always justified.

        “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

        ― Christopher Hitchens

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Adding in K takes you up to 19?


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Aunty[^]:

          How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

          Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          OriginalGriff
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          :-O 11 But, if I had taken the test twenty years ago, and hadn't lied (i.e. answered based on things I actually did, rather than should do), probably about 35...

          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Adding in K takes you up to 19?


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            GuyThiebaut
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            No! L. Being dishonest in answering Nagy's questions 1. Never justified. 2. Rarely justified. 3. Sometimes justified. 4. Always justified. Oops 23 :-O

            “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

            ― Christopher Hitchens

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Aunty[^]:

              How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

              Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              I need a pen and paper to do this. Will report back in half an hour when I've found some.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Aunty[^]:

                How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

                Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Lost User
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                These "scores" just confirm how silly these tests are not to mention the absolute temerity of those who disclose them. I'm glad I don't have to drink with you jokers.

                Peter Wasser

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  :-O 11 But, if I had taken the test twenty years ago, and hadn't lied (i.e. answered based on things I actually did, rather than should do), probably about 35...

                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                  What happened? What ended your promising carreer in politics?

                  I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                  • L Lost User

                    These "scores" just confirm how silly these tests are not to mention the absolute temerity of those who disclose them. I'm glad I don't have to drink with you jokers.

                    Peter Wasser

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    So, we'll put Australia down for a 40 then?


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      So, we'll put Australia down for a 40 then?


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Lost User
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                      It's as valid as any other number chosen at random.

                      Peter Wasser

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                      • L Lost User

                        These "scores" just confirm how silly these tests are not to mention the absolute temerity of those who disclose them. I'm glad I don't have to drink with you jokers.

                        Peter Wasser

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                        Drinking with such a master of the obvious probably would not be fun anyway :)

                        I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          12. I'm not "very honest". DD - they missed a question: "You get paid twice and wonder whether you should report it."

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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                          They still haven't taken it back, but I haven't spent it.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            So, we'll put Australia down for a 40 then?


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Do you know why there are so many Australians in London? The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              I need a pen and paper to do this. Will report back in half an hour when I've found some.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              ChrisElston wrote:

                              Will report back in half an hour when I've found stolen some.

                              ftfy

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Aunty[^]:

                                How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

                                Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                23. That is not a test of integrity, it is a test of financial viability and desperation. On the first question I have taken a train from work to part way home half a dozen times in the last couple of years. I have paid once. The other times there is no way to pay on the stations and no guard on the train who comes and takes money. Is that avoiding paying? On another train journey I had a standard class ticket and went and sat in first class for a while because there was no space in the standard class bit and loads in first class. Is that avoiding paying?

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                  What happened? What ended your promising carreer in politics?

                                  I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  I got caught.

                                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    I got caught.

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                    Lost User
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                                    So what? You have kept a low profile and by now a lot of grass has grown over it. Would it not be the right time to come back?

                                    I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Do you know why there are so many Australians in London? The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      http://www.x-rates.com/d/AUD/GBP/graph120.html[^]

                                      Peter Wasser

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Aunty[^]:

                                        How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

                                        Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        15 - Not bad eh. ;P

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          So what? You have kept a low profile and by now a lot of grass has grown over it. Would it not be the right time to come back?

                                          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. :laugh:

                                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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