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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Aunty[^]:

    How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

    Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    These "scores" just confirm how silly these tests are not to mention the absolute temerity of those who disclose them. I'm glad I don't have to drink with you jokers.

    Peter Wasser

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Aunty[^]:

      How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

      Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Lost User
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      I need a pen and paper to do this. Will report back in half an hour when I've found some.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        :-O 11 But, if I had taken the test twenty years ago, and hadn't lied (i.e. answered based on things I actually did, rather than should do), probably about 35...

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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        What happened? What ended your promising carreer in politics?

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          These "scores" just confirm how silly these tests are not to mention the absolute temerity of those who disclose them. I'm glad I don't have to drink with you jokers.

          Peter Wasser

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          So, we'll put Australia down for a 40 then?


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            So, we'll put Australia down for a 40 then?


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            It's as valid as any other number chosen at random.

            Peter Wasser

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            • L Lost User

              These "scores" just confirm how silly these tests are not to mention the absolute temerity of those who disclose them. I'm glad I don't have to drink with you jokers.

              Peter Wasser

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              Drinking with such a master of the obvious probably would not be fun anyway :)

              I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                12. I'm not "very honest". DD - they missed a question: "You get paid twice and wonder whether you should report it."

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                Dalek Dave
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                They still haven't taken it back, but I haven't spent it.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  So, we'll put Australia down for a 40 then?


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Do you know why there are so many Australians in London? The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  • L Lost User

                    I need a pen and paper to do this. Will report back in half an hour when I've found some.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    ChrisElston wrote:

                    Will report back in half an hour when I've found stolen some.

                    ftfy

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Aunty[^]:

                      How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

                      Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      23. That is not a test of integrity, it is a test of financial viability and desperation. On the first question I have taken a train from work to part way home half a dozen times in the last couple of years. I have paid once. The other times there is no way to pay on the stations and no guard on the train who comes and takes money. Is that avoiding paying? On another train journey I had a standard class ticket and went and sat in first class for a while because there was no space in the standard class bit and loads in first class. Is that avoiding paying?

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                      • L Lost User

                        What happened? What ended your promising carreer in politics?

                        I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        I got caught.

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          I got caught.

                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                          So what? You have kept a low profile and by now a lot of grass has grown over it. Would it not be the right time to come back?

                          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Do you know why there are so many Australians in London? The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            http://www.x-rates.com/d/AUD/GBP/graph120.html[^]

                            Peter Wasser

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Aunty[^]:

                              How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

                              Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              15 - Not bad eh. ;P

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                              • L Lost User

                                So what? You have kept a low profile and by now a lot of grass has grown over it. Would it not be the right time to come back?

                                I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. :laugh:

                                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  Aunty[^]:

                                  How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

                                  Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Simon_Whale
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                                  I also got 18

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. :laugh:

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                    Darn. I would have loved to come to England and pay the new Prime Minister a visit. We could have made a big fuss about it and let the rest of the world guess what terribly important matters we might have discussed :)

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      ChrisElston wrote:

                                      Will report back in half an hour when I've found stolen some.

                                      ftfy

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                                      Dario Solera
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                                      :-D

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Aunty[^]:

                                        How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

                                        Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        Rob Philpott
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                                        24. Stupid test. Trying to pay less tax isn't a matter of integrity, it's a matter of fighting back against injustice. [EDIT] Anyone whose life is degraded daily by South Eastern trains shouldn't worry about the odd missed fair. I pay them a damn fortune and they won't even give me a seat or get me home on time. I don't give a stuff about the shareholders. Bah.

                                        Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          Aunty[^]:

                                          How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.

                                          Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          I scored 159. Can you lend me a fiver, by the way? I'll give it you back on Friday.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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