Take the integrity test
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How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.
Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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So what? You have kept a low profile and by now a lot of grass has grown over it. Would it not be the right time to come back?
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.
Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I also got 18
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I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Darn. I would have loved to come to England and pay the new Prime Minister a visit. We could have made a big fuss about it and let the rest of the world guess what terribly important matters we might have discussed :)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
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How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.
Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
24. Stupid test. Trying to pay less tax isn't a matter of integrity, it's a matter of fighting back against injustice. [EDIT] Anyone whose life is degraded daily by South Eastern trains shouldn't worry about the odd missed fair. I pay them a damn fortune and they won't even give me a seat or get me home on time. I don't give a stuff about the shareholders. Bah.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.
Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I scored 159. Can you lend me a fiver, by the way? I'll give it you back on Friday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.
Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.
Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
18. The questions are flawed I think. Many have unusual, but realistic situations where a the consequences of sticking to "never justified" rule would be worse than not doing. For example a friend of mine both speeded and was over the alcohol limit rushing someone she was at a party with to hospital. The person she was rushing had accidentally eaten a peanut (she had an allergy) and by the time the ambulance would have arrived there was a good chance the girl would have been dead. The police caught her and when the situation was explained they escorted them to the hospital without charge. So questions c & h were both a 2, but not due to lower integrity than someone voting 1.
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Darn. I would have loved to come to England and pay the new Prime Minister a visit. We could have made a big fuss about it and let the rest of the world guess what terribly important matters we might have discussed :)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
I've always seen myself as more "Life President" than "Prime Minister". That may be part of the problem.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I've always seen myself as more "Life President" than "Prime Minister". That may be part of the problem.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Then I fear we are destined to come into contention, and that violent dissent may be unavoidable, alas. You do realise that the Emperor is normally the baddie, and thus doomed? There have been many, many documentaries about this very subject: Star Wars and Flash Gordon for example.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Then I fear we are destined to come into contention, and that violent dissent may be unavoidable, alas. You do realise that the Emperor is normally the baddie, and thus doomed? There have been many, many documentaries about this very subject: Star Wars and Flash Gordon for example.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
I am not the sort of Emperor that will allow dissent or let the son of my padawan live to defeat me! I would have them shot there and then, and not explain my plan first. I would also make sure there were no holes in my bases.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.
Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
19, and I would like to add that lying can really come in handy on occasion. :)
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I am not the sort of Emperor that will allow dissent or let the son of my padawan live to defeat me! I would have them shot there and then, and not explain my plan first. I would also make sure there were no holes in my bases.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
I'm afraid history is littered with the corpses of Emperors who thought they had done that! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I'm afraid history is littered with the corpses of Emperors who thought they had done that! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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How do you rate in integrity compared with Britons in general? Take the Integrity Test from the Essex Centre for the Study of Integrity - ECSI.
Add up your answers 1-4 and see how honest you are. Scores range from 10 [very honest] to 40 [politician]. I scored 18, how good, or bad, are you?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
how good, or bad, are you?
Quince :rolleyes:
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I am not the sort of Emperor that will allow dissent or let the son of my padawan live to defeat me! I would have them shot there and then, and not explain my plan first. I would also make sure there were no holes in my bases.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
I would have them shot there and then, and not explain my plan first.
I would also make sure there were no holes in my bases.This could have been taken from the '100 Rules for Evil Emperors', I would post a link, but the whole text is in German. The real problem is that there are plenty such things which can be your undoing and trying to prevent them all will only let you slip into the subcategories of 'Paranoid Evil Emperor' or 'Insane Evil Emperor'. And if it really happens and somebody has finally come to make an end to you, please resist the urge to explain your plans in full length, even if you think you have him right where you want him. Just get rid of him, no ceremony, no explanations, no gloating. This may be the only way to get off the hook. And do it yourself. Your henchmen will fail with absolute certainty.
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
