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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

      I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      Bums have bad teeth. Dentists fix bad teeth. Ergo, ipso facto columbo oreo, he focused on your bum.

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

        I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        The_Real_Chubaka
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        Why did you have to say that!!!! I think i need strong coffee to remove that image from my head X|

        Regards, Herve

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          Why did you have to say that!!!! I think i need strong coffee to remove that image from my head X|

          Regards, Herve

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          If you feel very bad, why don't you go see a doctor and have him check you up?

          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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            If you feel very bad, why don't you go see a doctor and have him check you up?

            I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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            The_Real_Chubaka
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            I think i will also go see a dentist :)

            Herve Chubaka Bagalwa Director at PUM-IT Solutions Twitter: pumitsolutions

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            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

              I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              Well everyone knows that abscess makes the farts go honda. That is the punchline to a very long joke that doesn't quite fit here but hey, it's all I got.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                I think i will also go see a dentist :)

                Herve Chubaka Bagalwa Director at PUM-IT Solutions Twitter: pumitsolutions

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                Rajeev Jayaram
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                the same dentist?

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                  If you feel very bad, why don't you go see a doctor and have him check you up?

                  I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                  CDP1802 wrote:

                  If you feel very bad, why don't you go see a doctor and have him check you up?

                  He's waorried the Doctor may give his Herve Bags a good squeeze.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    Well everyone knows that abscess makes the farts go honda. That is the punchline to a very long joke that doesn't quite fit here but hey, it's all I got.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    ChrisElston wrote:

                    abscess makes the farts go honda

                    I liked it, even without the build up of the joke.

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      Bums have bad teeth. Dentists fix bad teeth. Ergo, ipso facto columbo oreo, he focused on your bum.

                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                      ipso facto columbo oreo

                      You got to watch what they do with them oreo's.

                      VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        Richard Deeming
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                        :laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4[^]


                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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