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  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

    I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    AspDotNetDev
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    Bums have bad teeth. Dentists fix bad teeth. Ergo, ipso facto columbo oreo, he focused on your bum.

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

      I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      Why did you have to say that!!!! I think i need strong coffee to remove that image from my head X|

      Regards, Herve

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        Why did you have to say that!!!! I think i need strong coffee to remove that image from my head X|

        Regards, Herve

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        If you feel very bad, why don't you go see a doctor and have him check you up?

        I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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          If you feel very bad, why don't you go see a doctor and have him check you up?

          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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          The_Real_Chubaka
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          I think i will also go see a dentist :)

          Herve Chubaka Bagalwa Director at PUM-IT Solutions Twitter: pumitsolutions

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          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

            I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Well everyone knows that abscess makes the farts go honda. That is the punchline to a very long joke that doesn't quite fit here but hey, it's all I got.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            • T The_Real_Chubaka

              I think i will also go see a dentist :)

              Herve Chubaka Bagalwa Director at PUM-IT Solutions Twitter: pumitsolutions

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              Rajeev Jayaram
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              the same dentist?

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              • L Lost User

                If you feel very bad, why don't you go see a doctor and have him check you up?

                I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                CDP1802 wrote:

                If you feel very bad, why don't you go see a doctor and have him check you up?

                He's waorried the Doctor may give his Herve Bags a good squeeze.

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                • L Lost User

                  Well everyone knows that abscess makes the farts go honda. That is the punchline to a very long joke that doesn't quite fit here but hey, it's all I got.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  ChrisElston wrote:

                  abscess makes the farts go honda

                  I liked it, even without the build up of the joke.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    Bums have bad teeth. Dentists fix bad teeth. Ergo, ipso facto columbo oreo, he focused on your bum.

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    AspDotNetDev wrote:

                    ipso facto columbo oreo

                    You got to watch what they do with them oreo's.

                    VS2010/AVR Studio 5.0 ToDo Manager Extension

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                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                      I went for a checkup yesterday and he stuck his finger up my bum. My friend says this is normal for a checkup, but even so I think I will find a new Dentist

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      Richard Deeming
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                      :laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4[^]


                      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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