Office Chat
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So I'm chatting to a work colleague, and the conversation got a bit smutty, to be honest. And I asked him "So, would you have anal sex with your wife?" He spluttered a bit, then said "NO! Why? would you?" "That's very generous" I replied "Do you think she'll mind?"
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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So I'm chatting to a work colleague, and the conversation got a bit smutty, to be honest. And I asked him "So, would you have anal sex with your wife?" He spluttered a bit, then said "NO! Why? would you?" "That's very generous" I replied "Do you think she'll mind?"
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
Last night in the pub, there was a rather long and, to be honest, too detailed conversation about what sexual favour people would perform for members of the royal family in return for an honour. Almost every act had to be explained; not nice.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Last night in the pub, there was a rather long and, to be honest, too detailed conversation about what sexual favour people would perform for members of the royal family in return for an honour. Almost every act had to be explained; not nice.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Obviously the crowd you mix with are a bit different to mine - I don't think there's an act invented that my crowd not only could describe in great detail, but have probably done! Wi a duck!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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Obviously the crowd you mix with are a bit different to mine - I don't think there's an act invented that my crowd not only could describe in great detail, but have probably done! Wi a duck!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
_Maxxx_ wrote:
I don't think there's an act invented that my crowd not only could describe in great detail, but have probably done! Wi a duck!
Gorilla face? I definitely had never heard of that one!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Obviously the crowd you mix with are a bit different to mine - I don't think there's an act invented that my crowd not only could describe in great detail, but have probably done! Wi a duck!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
_Maxxx_ wrote:
I don't think there's an act invented
Reminds me of an old joke - that I do not remember clearly. A guy is taking a class on sex. The instructor says there are 7 sexual positions, to which the guy says he know 30. The instructor says well start with the man and woman facing each other can you tell me some of the others. The guy says gee that make 31.
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Obviously the crowd you mix with are a bit different to mine - I don't think there's an act invented that my crowd not only could describe in great detail, but have probably done! Wi a duck!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
Hahaha same with my friends. I think the sex is one of the rare cases where the conservative minority would describe the more liberal majority as “bunch of freaks!” :-D
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_Maxxx_ wrote:
I don't think there's an act invented that my crowd not only could describe in great detail, but have probably done! Wi a duck!
Gorilla face? I definitely had never heard of that one!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Why do you think Princess Di's hair was always swept back just so? That wasn't hairspray :)
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')