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  • D Dalek Dave

    I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    DeathByChocolate
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    Double the gin, half the tonic ... that's my advice on how to to cure the incompetance of Sky News reporters. Well I say cure ... I mean no longer care! ;)

    Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Hoist with my own petard, but at least I got the requisite number of T's :)

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      Lost User
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      the requisite number of T's

      Keep adding the G's.

      Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Hoist with my own petard, but at least I got the requisite number of T's :)

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        Henry Minute
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        at least I got the requisite number of T's

        And the appropriate number of G&'s I presume.

        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          the requisite number of T's

          Keep adding the G's.

          Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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          Dalek Dave
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          Sound advice!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Lost User
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            Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions on my own the network news shows have seemed entirely unnecessary.

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              Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions on my own the network news shows have seemed entirely unnecessary.

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              Dalek Dave
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              I don't usually watch the lunchtime news (too light and frothy, it is the cappuccino of the news world), but I was interested in Harry Redknapp and the Weather.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              • L Lost User

                Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions on my own the network news shows have seemed entirely unnecessary.

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                Henry Minute
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                MehGerbil wrote:

                Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions

                Which one is yours?[^]

                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                • D DeathByChocolate

                  Double the gin, half the tonic ... that's my advice on how to to cure the incompetance of Sky News reporters. Well I say cure ... I mean no longer care! ;)

                  Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                  Lost User
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                  DeathByChocolate wrote:

                  Well I say cure

                  Mmmmm! Baacon!

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  • B bosedk

                    It isn't nessary to be pissed off at such trivel things.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Can't help it, I am a curmudgeon.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Single Step Debugger
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Quanititative

                      If I try to pronounce this one, I probably will get some serious tongue injuries.

                      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Quanititative

                        If I try to pronounce this one, I probably will get some serious tongue injuries.

                        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Kwon tit ate iv

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                          DeathByChocolate wrote:

                          Well I say cure

                          Mmmmm! Baacon!

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          DeathByChocolate
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                          ChrisElston wrote:

                          Baacon!

                          :rolleyes: You're obsessed!

                          Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths.

                            Sounds like a plan that's bound to work. :thumbsup:

                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]"

                            Sounds more like "quantitative" was the word you were searching for. :-D Cheers!

                            "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                            Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Kwon tit ate iv

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Kwon i tit ate iv

                              FTFY! That first "i" somehow seems to escape your attention. ;P Cheers!

                              "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                              Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                              • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Kwon i tit ate iv

                                FTFY! That first "i" somehow seems to escape your attention. ;P Cheers!

                                "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                                Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Thank you, it has been mentioned.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  Gary Wheeler
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                                  You were obviously not orientated to the screen properly.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  • H Henry Minute

                                    MehGerbil wrote:

                                    Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions

                                    Which one is yours?[^]

                                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Gah!

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I don't usually watch the lunchtime news (too light and frothy, it is the cappuccino of the news world), but I was interested in Harry Redknapp and the Weather.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Well, you kinda expect to get lied to about the weather....

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