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  • D Dalek Dave

    I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

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    Lost User
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    Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions on my own the network news shows have seemed entirely unnecessary.

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      Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions on my own the network news shows have seemed entirely unnecessary.

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      Dalek Dave
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      I don't usually watch the lunchtime news (too light and frothy, it is the cappuccino of the news world), but I was interested in Harry Redknapp and the Weather.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      • L Lost User

        Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions on my own the network news shows have seemed entirely unnecessary.

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        Henry Minute
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        MehGerbil wrote:

        Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions

        Which one is yours?[^]

        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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        • D DeathByChocolate

          Double the gin, half the tonic ... that's my advice on how to to cure the incompetance of Sky News reporters. Well I say cure ... I mean no longer care! ;)

          Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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          DeathByChocolate wrote:

          Well I say cure

          Mmmmm! Baacon!

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          • B bosedk

            It isn't nessary to be pissed off at such trivel things.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Can't help it, I am a curmudgeon.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Single Step Debugger
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Quanititative

              If I try to pronounce this one, I probably will get some serious tongue injuries.

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Quanititative

                If I try to pronounce this one, I probably will get some serious tongue injuries.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                Dalek Dave
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                Kwon tit ate iv

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                • L Lost User

                  DeathByChocolate wrote:

                  Well I say cure

                  Mmmmm! Baacon!

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  DeathByChocolate
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                  ChrisElston wrote:

                  Baacon!

                  :rolleyes: You're obsessed!

                  Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths.

                    Sounds like a plan that's bound to work. :thumbsup:

                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]"

                    Sounds more like "quantitative" was the word you were searching for. :-D Cheers!

                    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                    Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Kwon tit ate iv

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Kwon i tit ate iv

                      FTFY! That first "i" somehow seems to escape your attention. ;P Cheers!

                      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                      Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                      • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Kwon i tit ate iv

                        FTFY! That first "i" somehow seems to escape your attention. ;P Cheers!

                        "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                        Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Thank you, it has been mentioned.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I have been home, had a large gin, a plate of lasagne and some seriously deep breaths. I only got irate once when Sky News reported the Bank of England is going to extend "Quantitive Easing" "It is Quanititative Easing you [Insert appropriate expletive]" I yelled at the screen. And Relax...

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          You were obviously not orientated to the screen properly.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I don't usually watch the lunchtime news (too light and frothy, it is the cappuccino of the news world), but I was interested in Harry Redknapp and the Weather.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Lost User
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                            Well, you kinda expect to get lied to about the weather....

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                            • H Henry Minute

                              MehGerbil wrote:

                              Ever since I figured out that I'm perfectly capable of generating uniformed, baised, and self-serving opinions

                              Which one is yours?[^]

                              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                              Gah!

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